PUNTO GT TURBO SHOW CAR MODIFIED PROJECT PRIVET S3 EEN on eBay, also, Fiat, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 16-Jun-09 01:44:07 BST)

Anyone going to ask him a question?

Holy cow :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: How do these people get through life. I could hardly understand what he was talking about. I like the bit where he states that there is loads of pipes etc missing from the engine, and he says he'll re-fit them free of charge........thats very generous of him. Oh yea, and the turbo is missing..............FAIL. :rotz::rotz::rotz::rotz::rotz:

I'm sure this has to be a wind up. Surely... Please let's hope so.

I don't believe it is , no!

im guna b simple....

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has some really funny replies.

I'm quite tempted... wonder what performance gains there have been with removing the turbo?!

Like how it's described as a 'show car' I would be embarrased to even show that at the scrappers!

Oh dear... he says something about 15k doing up these sort of cars in one of the questions... if he's spent 15k on that I want to know where all the money has gone... and think of the car you could get for that.

Would love to smash it up good and proper!

Group buy anyone?

OH NO! It gets worse... I have just noticed he has another punto GT Turbo for sale and what used to be a Corsa:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Corsa-Wide-arch-project-Modified-nova-GTE-engine-QUIK_W0QQitemZ320381812651QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item4a983e7fab&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PUNTO-GT-TURBO-MODIFIED-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS_W0QQitemZ320381809229QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item4a983e724d&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1683%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

I thought my English was pretty good but had some difficulties here

"noramly re moat central lockin"

"Privet number palte"

"no stearin wheel" - well, that's a relief, stearin wheel sounds unsafe at any speed

"will *** with car again" :eek: please don't!

ah come on!

leave of the poor little degenerate alone

he managed to get a whole 10 words spelt correctly in a row

Both head lights are now there and there are clear

followed by the word indercaters

paticular highlights are:

monayin

- i dont think i'd want my landlord doing that either!

clutch silinder

and

clutch hydrolis

but at least the car will be

"driverbull"

when collected

Back to the privet thing, I was considering asking if he'd drop the price because I wanted to use my own hornbeam plate...

:sofahide:

I think I'll go for his other Punto, the spairs or repears one. Even if the engine's missing, the

"underneat of the car is mint!!!!!!!! ... will go strait thro next mot with new engine in"

Since the "spear engine will c u m with the car" I see no reason for hesitating -always longed for a spear engine!

Wonder if he'll notice the battery is missing too

I like the way two of the cars are different colours in the various pictures, I'm not acually sure what colour they are. Who knows waht colour the paint in the tins will be.

I notice that somone has actually bid on the punto without the engine, come on own up... Slightly worrying that all the pictures of it appear to be in a scrapyard.

I like the way two of the cars are different colours in the various pictures, I'm not acually sure what colour they are. Who knows waht colour the paint in the tins will be.

The Punto's painted in a blue-green flip, and quite possibly Kandy or Metalflake. Even if he's a sprayer to trade, that paintjob would cost him a grand by itself!

I'm wondering if his neuron is lonely though!

Has somebody told him he can get more for it under the scrappage scheme?

Just take the car, get it crushed and then show the certificate at any dealer for £2k off

Someone go offer the boy some magic beans for it.

I have not laughed so much in years.

Punto and Corsa soon to be appearing on Barryboys.co.uk ?

Steve

posybal trak da progekt, like, no wat i meen.

The ebay item has been removed.

Fortunately I have a copy.

Imagine living near that lot.

Pulling chassis legs with chains round lamposts day in day out:(

He's still got this turd for sale PUNTO GT TURBO MODIFIED **** SPARES OR REPAIRS **** on eBay, also, Fiat, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 16-Jun-09 01:53:56 BST)

You know for £500 I think everyone would have chipped in £1 and then posted a video up of everyone who put £1 in having a minute with a sledge hammer and the car. Then add some petrol and burn it, then finish it off in a crusher.

Post the video up on the interweb with a charity donation box for children in need or something and make the uneducated twot realise what an abortion of a car it was and how many people would pay to trash it.

The number plate S3EEN probably is worth quite a few quid.

Certainly more than the car

**** me, it's given me a migraine just reading it.

Seriously, there should be laws against things like this being on the road

Glad you kept a copy though

Anyone going to ask him a question?

How about "What were you doing when all your friends went to school?"