Scratch his *** with a spoon.

Hi,

Bit of benefit of doubt needed here. I saw somebody scrape a car really badly as they drove into their garage once. They came out and were chatting quite happily to me until I pointed out what they had just done and their mood totally changed. They were totally unaware of what they had done and were really annoyed at the damage - despite the fact that to me, stood outside, it seemed like quite a loud scraping noise. The neighbours may not have been aware of the damage.

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Another "Revenge" tactic is to insert a needle or a pin into the coaxial cable from their satelite dish or TV ariel, this bridges the inner & outer core & renders the signal virtually useless.

You can either cut the needle so it will be hidden from view for full time use, or leave it exposed so you take it out & put it back for the "interim fault".

The repair man will systematically renew parts at subsequent visits until it costs them a small fortune !

Depends on how much you want to P**** them off !

what about expandable foam instead? freeze it, post it throught the letter box, Voila - hacked off neighbours

Absolutly dying sitting here reading this thread!!

You could always sink a securing pin into their drive while they are out then when they come back chain their towing eye to the pin, next time they drive off it will rip back end of their car off??

Bonus points for ripping up half their drive way... just in case the chassis-build is stronger than the cars pulling power!

10/10.... I'd never thought of that.. even better!

Youse are all pure evil !!!!!!

Did anybody mention epoxying the tires to the pavement? Or a potato in the exhaust?

Or a potato in the exhaust?

I think the expanding foam (applied a long way up the exhaust pipe so you couldn't see it) covered that sort of thing rather well

If there are stray dogs/cats in the area, something to eat in the wiper recess will make them try and climb on it all night long. Possibly scratching the entire thing in the process, or setting off the alarm every other minute.

Evil lot...but it's funny all the same. Prefer the machete route myself as posted earlier.

Also, possibility of the cats climbing onyour own car as well as others to see if any goodies have been left here as well!

Nah, they just follow their nose.

I think the expanding foam (applied a long way up the exhaust pipe so you couldn't see it) covered that sort of thing rather well

At the risk of sounding like a hooligan, I've tried that one in anger and if you get a container with the long straw on and dont go mad with it, it works really well

dead fish on top of the engine pan. Wait until ut starts decomposing...

Edited 7 October, 200916 yr by darrenw
added more evilness.