Another Really Bad Joke

[MoggyTech]

Where do wigs land when they blow off your head?

At a Hairport.

Cue Fail Pictures.

[sullycork]

oh god that really is shocking, thats defo out of a x-mas cracker

[chrisw880]

Don't think Pete can top that

[andy-fisher]

Why are pirates called pirates?

They just aaarrrrrr.

[VWD]

With that - I give you a xmas cracker -

What did the grape say when trodden on by an elephant ?

NOTHING -ut did however give out a little WINE

i'LL GET ME COAT .

[Robjon]

Even worse....

What is Santa's favourite pizza?

Deep pan crisp and even

[MoggyTech]

What no fail pictures

[BigW]

aww, ok then, festive related.

[VWD]

...you forgot your coat!

Realised after posting -must have been the herd ( of elephants ) last night . .For some reason all I got on this post was the pirate one ,till I came back to it now .

[vrsadz]

lol

[Gillywibble]

[DaveHarries]

The joke that started this thread off only gets a fail because it sounds like a joke from an xmas cracker. So, for that:

Other than that, very good joke.

Dave

Edited 30 December, 2009 by DaveHarries

[VWD]

Following on from the post before this -"That's not a foot"