Just a shot in the dark but is this deluded Doris fat by any chance??

ha ha ha ha ha

She'll be slower if she is!

Another vote for the hump In her car too, so you can make a mess of her nice new back seats

l she won't be doing anything for a while, someone poured paint stripper over it.

I think she probably rubbed someone up the wrong way...no pun intended.

Edited 6 July, 201015 yr by newskoda

Oh my god.. are you serious?

Probably done it herself because you won't hump her. Attention whore.

l she won't be doing anything for a while, someone poured paint stripper over it.

I think she probably rubbed someone up the wrong way...no pun intended.

There's probably a lesson to be learnt there, about having a bit of modesty

I assume she's fairly quiet now?

PS. I do not wish such acts of vandalism on anybody...

Edited 6 July, 201015 yr by Bezzy

yes no sympathy from me. Live by the sword die by it, her choice and no more showing off. she can spend time sorting out the insurance instead and hoping the spray job will be ok.

Im glad she's now been brought back into the real world and can no longer describe her car as a "monster"

Fixed

Or

Repair

Daily

I told her "it certainly lives up to its name"

Probably done it herself because you won't hump her. Attention whore.

Lol!!! +1

If the damage is bad it could be a write off ya know.

Then she'll get another new car.. And you know what'll happen then, don't cha.... gawd, imagine if she got something from the VAG group.. you'd never hear the end of it! Imagine if she told you it was due to you showing her Ford's were naff!!

Let's all hope for that re-spray

Edited 6 July, 201015 yr by Rob.

If the damage is bad it could be a write off ya know.

Then she'll get another new car.. And you know what'll happen then, don't cha.... gawd, imagine if she got something from the VAG group.. you'd never hear the end of it! Imagine if she told you it was due to you showing her Ford's were naff!!

Let's all hope for that re-spray

oh *******s I never thought of that as an outcome. Hope they can respray it at a minimal cost.

Paint stripper!!!

:rofl:

i take it this bird is fat ugly and blonde sounds like an attention seeker to me and yh i would agree on the tapp that bit but nahhhhh! is it a mk1 or 2 focus if the lata i doubt it will be written off, mind u i could be wrong! ive gota say being 19 and owning a skoda has the same effect on the people i know going its slow and rubis will fall apart however after attacking evryone with the 1l/1.2l corsa ect with knowlege i quetend them glad to here shes shut up after a terible acciedent! (btw you can pay me the money now :giggle: )

btw i dont condone that i would hate it to happen to mine or a family members or mates car!