LMAO!!!!

SLEEPER! Bet this would be a good run for a BLT...

SLEEPER! Bet this would be a good run for a BLT...

I don't understand :'(

lol why have i only just spotted this thread.....

i am over the moon

i managed to beat 4 eggs this morning

then i had a good **** and nothing beats that

Does anyone remember this?

"I raced this R32 golf on the motorway we both got up to 150mph then I put my flamer kit on and let that do the talking"!!! LOL!!!!!

Classic Forum GOLD that one!! Love it!!

One assumes the OP "takes 'em like a king"

Why is comparing your car against another frowned upon? I don't understand?

Why is comparing your car against another frowned upon? I don't understand?

Because if you were comparing your car to another as you describe it on a public road it's racing or performance testing and both are illegal. The forum's owners cannot be seen to be condoning anything illegal. so you can't discuss racing on the streets on the forums. OK?

Just say it's on a private road. But not everyone is cleaver enough to do that

Matt

I regularly used to pass , pedestrians, joggers, push bikes, electric motability scooters, stationary buses, without even trying when i had my Furby , & will definately be doing the same again when the Octy arrives

Why is comparing your car against another frowned upon? I don't understand?

Because it's what chavs do. 90% of the time it isn't true and for the 10% of the time that it is, there's so many variables that it means nothing.

I remember a sunny day earlier this year when i was ambling along through some salt flats and this crazy guy in a Bloodhound SSC (must have been a one off kit car or something) tried to over take.

Well i was having none of it!

dropped it a couple of cogs and let the torque do the talking

within a few seconds he was eating my soot and dust (or salt)

He must of been a right chav cos it looked like he'd attached some sort of rocket boosters to his car - the loser!

Edited 5 November, 201015 yr by PastyBoy

Ferrari 458 at the traffic lights.

Well, I say "beat"; it was parked at the side of the road.

And on fire.

If were being deadly serious, I used the power of hybrid to beat a veyron up to 200, then he jus started to pull back so I used the Noz, he said he almost had me, so i said,, ask any real racer, it doesnt matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning, then i shaved my head and put a tight black vest on too.

Why is comparing your car against another frowned upon? I don't understand?

Because you sound a bit of a clown when doing it, and besides everyone is poking fun at you now.

And for the record this thread contains lots of

Fear the powah of the Fabia 2.0!

well, I have beaten a variety of cars, but in accordance with the black remapping thread thingy..bob, my car is an ASZ so therefore useless and slow, however if you have a BLT there is no point asking, it would be easier to ask whats beat you and the answer would be nothing.

lol

By any worthwhile metric, a fabia vrs is beaten like a ginger stepchild by a 330d.

i was driving to work the other day and ended up in a race with michael schumacher, lewis hamilton and jenson button all in one go in their F1 Cars, my asz fabia vrs beat them all in reverse.

i was driving to work the other day and ended up in a race with michael schumacher, lewis hamilton and jenson button all in one go in their F1 Cars, my asz fabia vrs beat them all in reverse.

Until you got T-boned by Sebastian Vettel.....

Dont threads like this get locked by the mods?

yeh its 3 pages overdue...

Dont threads like this get locked by the mods?

yeh its 3 pages overdue...

Have to say the way this one's gone it's quite funny though

Bacon Lettuce Tomato

Have to say the way this one's gone it's quite funny though

lol theyre always good for a laugh, I love to hear some of the serious storys, best one yest was a remapped punto 1.9tdi beating an audi RS6