How did this happen?

Fixed now though...

I know lol so what do i win

Feather mark on the window?

Big bird...seagull?

They're gonna kill you when they find out...

Pheasant?

Did it survive?

I doubt we will know lol did you hit a person?? Lol or break landing a jump?

Try to remove or replace interior mirror?

Is that a footprint on the left hand side of the damage?

Rottweiler fell out of a tree?

Is that a football mark on the screen?

You've sat on the windscreen or tried to jump over your car?

I remember my mate ran up his own bonnet on his car and his feet slipped from under him and his arse went straight through the windscreen.

Idiot, but funny as f u c.

Something stupid no doubt... Do I win?

Dukes of hazard bonnet slide?

Carrying long items in the car, either slamming boot pushing through screen it breaking hard.

Were you in London earlier in the week?

Didn't shut your bonnet? Although you have a hydro lifter kit so thats my theory **** on lol

Well?? What happened then??

Sonic Boom, or you F@rted

Up-and-over garage door?

Urban Surfing FAIL?

Enthusiastic Do991ng session?

I'll go with trying to remove the rear view mirror

48 seconds in....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1grF2rXpM

I don't know... lets go for a really stupid one:

You were standing on your windscreen trying to polish the roof - Then, oh dear....

Didnt realise your own strength when polishing the windscreen.

Hang on.................Thats not gavin from Autoglass :wonder:

Up-and-over garage door?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q99KbjJyBAg

A slate from your neighbours Roof.

I'm sure I read a thread on here that it fell off and damaged someone's roof or windscreen.

Answer: Drove into a barrier closing a car park... LOL

Sounds a bit daft and probably is but I go into the Bluewater entrance the same way every single time and have done for 7 years and it's the first time I've ever even seen the barrier, let alone it ever being down... Dropped Ross home, went into the car park, took a mate out for a spin and upon returning 3 minutes later it had been shut down and the surface is shiny so just slid and slid... BOOM!

Got off lucky really, big heavy bar... Hit it with some force too. Done a bit of paint damage but not much, getting a front end respray next month anyway.