not my GF though, she just takes it all in, believe it or not... She actually said it's a turn on when i talk cars to her, makes her horny apparently! defo a keeper i thought

Sounds like you struck gold there.

Ah well , sad farmers son that I am I prefer those dieselly virtues

(i) **sufficient performance

(ii) over stupendous miles

(iii) with astounding thift

and

(iv) absolute relibility/dependibility

**In this context sufficient as once such defined by Rolls Royce