Hi folks, I saw a pheasant with a skoda badge today in the Hampshire village of chalton, oddly enough it just so transpires that there's one missing from the front of my pickup too :wonder:

by some seemingly unrelated occurrence there appears to be a hole in my radiator too

It's a blessing that there are not many children in that village folks

Any who what I was trying to ask was, what is the biggest thing you've hit in the trusty felly?

My son hit a 42 tonne lorry in his felly, I doubt ANYONE can beat that and live to tell the tale!! (The Felly was declared dead at the scene).

Dunno, Jim hit a building in his rally one...

I once came close to spinning out due to trying to avoid an owl which was sat in the middle of the road. No idea why! Anyway in that game of chicken I lost......... Very strange journey.

I'll erm just leave this here

does the ground count as something to hit?

which was the result of this kinda unplanned landing

am I winning yet :p

oh I headbutted a 32 ton wagin in my estelle back when I had just passed my test too

darn!! I'd forgotten bout that.

haha your a hooligan jimbo, knocked down somebody's house, it doesnt get much worse than that does it?

im getting good at road kill now, i nearly took out a badger this morning, although id advise against hitting a cow...

minf you i did get walked into by a cow in my car once, she was just merrily chomping away on some grass pootling along the road then all of a sudden... oooh.... looked at my, then carried on her merry way... there is a dairy farm opposite me in case you were wondering, they escape sometimes, ive even come home to find them eating my front lawn before now

as an unrelated aside thought to this do you think dogs can smile? i swear my dog used to have a big happy face when going down the road in the back of the ute.

I once did a handbrake turn on Southport beach (at night with no-one around).

Edited 11 February, 201214 yr by Violet

I saw a cow destroy a volvo estate one foggy night, the cow didnt look too healthy either, lying across the bonnet and partially through the windscreen.

I hit a pigeon once when I was on my GSXR. Couldn't believe the mess, I was picking little bits of intestine out of the engine for weeks, and I got covered in blood and guts. I tried to avoid the poor thing too, he just seemed committed to a collision!

Ok, the biggest thing I've hit with a Skoda is a Starling, but I have hit the planet with a Citroen, and not by falling either!

Killing a pigeon in a car is nothing; killing EIGHT on your bicycle is a MESS!!

Luckily I was wearing waterproofs, so the blood, poop, feathers and body parts washed off; although I did look like "Big bird" from Sesame Street, until I managed to reach the showers at work,