Anyway, enough of this, I'm off to bed. Night, jar.

It's going to be hawkward stopping this now

Yes it's become a Hobby (I had to look that one up!).

This is all becoming rather familiar and friendly...anyone fancy a Shag? You'll be Puffin afterwards.

I'm buzzard if I know what to say now

I haven't a cockatoo what is going on here but I think this thread has come to its end!

Best say little, gull. If you say Moor, hen will be after you.

I couldn't give two hoots about the hen, my buff ****'rel will see her away!

As we have gone off topic a bit, I'll apologise and return to motoring. I was stranded in a really bad storm late the other night...heavy rain and really strong winds. Had to spend the night in gale.

OK, that's it then. Before you say...Can't you Reed, Warbler? I just got an email from the mods saying ....you're Barred Warbler !

(had to look that last one up too).

I've done....before I go to seed. Must fly!

Here's my buff coquerel..... what else did you think I meant!

That's one pretty bird, soupafly...I think I'm in love.

Can you catch anything from birds? Don't want a dose of Thrush.

Careful, Oldstan - you're egging them on, aren't you?!

Careful, Oldstan - you're egging them on, aren't you?!

Oh, no. Best not start on egg jokes...we definitely would be in trouble. Don't even THINK about it !! That's an order.

Oh, no. Best not start on egg jokes...we definitely would be in trouble. Don't even THINK about it !! That's an order.

Brain scrambled already, Stan?

Besides, we've had all the best yokes you shell ever hear from Stan.

Where's the parsley stuffing?

You could've ducked that one, eider 've thought?

WRENched that one out, eh? or did you poach it from someone?

LOOK! I said NO egg jokes...ALL WHITE ?? (said with a lisp).

Back to Motoring. I just bought a new hatch back. From Benedicts Car Hire. It's ex-Benedicts now.

It is an ex-thread, it has ceased to be, no longer pining for the fjords.

I surrender!!!

I surrender!!!

He's beaten!

Yes - I've soufle'd enough...

Eggzactly.

Eggzactly.

Look, George! This is clearly off topic. All this nonsense about eggs and birds. I've warned you twice before! So - three shrikes - and you're OUT!

Had to edit my spelling....but, I'll stop now. Honest.

Edited 27 March, 201214 yr by oldstan

Huh.

Anyway - apologies to OP for the bit of fun.