Anyone remember that old saying:

"It never rains but it pours" ????

A few of you might know that things at Chez Deezy have been a bit stressful recently, but hey, what the heck, that's what life is all about isn't it?

Today I had to go up to Scotland and was away all day.

Got back at around 4.30pm to discover............

The majority of my house contents are gone :eek: :eek:

AND I mean gone!!

Disappeared !!

No longer there!!

Have ceased to exist in this abode !!!

No signs of forced entry at all..........

Then a snippet of conversation came back to me....

I'd been talking to my mother on the phone last night (it was she who I visiting today) and she mentioned in passing that my ex had been on the phone and my mother had mentioned that I was visiting today (a five hour round trip) and that we were having lunch together.

And guess who never got his keys back from his ex???

And guess what the police response is ??? (that rofl should be in quotes!!!)

Anyone know if I can legally kick a door in and get my stuff back??

Apparently the neighbours (a farmer...need I say more?) saw a van and some people but never thought anything of it

What was the song that New Labour used?? "Things can only get better" ???

I'd say I was going to go to bed and have an early night but there is NO bed :(

Moral of this tale?? ALWAYS GET YOUR HOUSE KEY BACK

:eek: Blimey, thats not what you need when you're off ill.

Hope you get at least some of it back.

:shocked: Feel for ya bud!

Know where she lives? Need a Briskoda Mob?

:shocked: Feel for ya bud!

Know where she lives? Need a Briskoda Mob?

I have no idea where she lives but.........

I could post her car description and reg no and ask for you guys to keep a lookout???

I would do that at the moment but I'm sure it could be illegal so I'll try and calm down and then decide..........

At least they didn't find my booze!!!

(It was in the back of MY car !!)

surely its theft and illegal entry. complain about the coppers laughing at you to a high up copper and get em after her! thats absolutely appaling

The majority of my house contents are gone :eek: :eek:

And guess what the police response is ??? (that rofl should be in quotes!!!)

Then go straight back there and demand to speak to the duty inspector and don't leave until you get it crimed and a promise of some action.

They can't just fob it off as a civil matter

I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell :thumbdwn:

If she took the stuff without your permission surely it is theft, never mind that she had a key to get in.

Ouch, poor you stan. Now i know why you havent been your usualy chatty self.

Sorry to hear bout it. Hope something gets done about it.

I've come to this thread late but sheesh! Life sucks sometimes! Sorry to hear about this, mate. Sounds like it was deviously planned. Bet your poor mum feels a bit gutted now ....

I've come to this thread late but sheesh! Life sucks sometimes! Sorry to hear about this, mate. Sounds like it was deviously planned. Bet your poor mum feels a bit gutted now ....

me mum may not be the only to feel "gutted" soon

Yes it was a shock to be burgurled by my ex.... but it gave me a great excuse to go out on a spending spree

and the best laugh is that half the electrical goods that she stole won't work back in her home country

Oh well, poo happens and I'm sure someone said it happened in three's ?

So with that in mind, I'm buying a lotto ticket for Wednesday......

Important lesson for you guys and girls though: when you split up with someone: CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!!

Definitely make sure the police puts a case report together, then ring the insurers. Although it's likely to be your ex, it is the police's job to prove it & check it out...

Good luck

I'm sure there must be an officer on here who can clarify the following point but - Isn't entering someones premises and taking property burglary ?

I don't know if she could claim to have any kind of legal rights to it though cos I guess that would complicate the issue.

Either way, a rough deal mate.......

If it is an ex (by law) i.e. post-divorce, then it's burglarly. No doubt it gets more complex if you were married still, as in that case you're probably stuffed.

I'd get in touch with your insurers at any rate, find out what to do as they'd know (it's their job to know)

Blimey! :shocked:

If it is an ex (by law) i.e. post-divorce' date=' then it's burglarly. No doubt it gets more complex if you were married still, as in that case you're probably stuffed.

I'd get in touch with your insurers at any rate, find out what to do as they'd know (it's their job to know)[/quote']

That's where the problem lies: it's pre "decree absolut" :( :( :(

Don't both parties have to be present in court when decree absolut is declared? Isn't that sort of a convenient time to say, "OI, WHERE'S MY BLOODY ___________ [insert relevant property] ????

Don't both parties have to be present in court when decree absolut is declared? Isn't that sort of a convenient time to say, "OI, WHERE'S MY BLOODY ___________ [insert relevant property'] ????

Nope: you don't have to be present (bear in mind I'm going by Scottish Law!).

That has raised a whole pile of interesting problems: me in England and going for divorce in a Scottish Court!! A long round trip if I want to discuss things with my solicitor

Discovering more and more stuff missing that you tend to take for granted: like jars of herbs from the kitchen???? AIr fresheners from all the toilets??? All the spare toilet rolls??? My FHM collection (I wondered why there was a bonfire still going when I got back!). Some of the light bulbs have gone too!!!

Never mind it can all be replaced.............. unlike people

Never mind it can all be replaced.............. unlike people :cool:

Good attitude!

Discovering more and more stuff missing that you tend to take for granted: like jars of herbs from the kitchen???? AIr fresheners from all the toilets??? All the spare toilet rolls??? My FHM collection (I wondered why there was a bonfire still going when I got back!). Some of the light bulbs have gone too!!!

taht the best she could find???

dude i realy feel for you same thing happend to me some years ago light bulbs carpet the lot cycled home from work (she took both cars) got in half past midnight everythin gone (still had me toilet roll though) if your in north west near oldham i have a spare decent portable tv n a video you can have if your stuck (i will also through in a spre toilet roll)

Christ mate are you sure the house is still there :eek: sounds like you've had the cleaners in..............I take it you have changed the locks now

At least she didn't take the computer ..............

If you're getting divorced in Scotland the concepts of decree nisi and decree absolute don't exist. There's just decree of divorce and that's it

If you're getting divorced in Scotland the concepts of decree nisi and decree absolute don't exist. There's just decree of divorce and that's it

erm, without going into too much detail: that must be new!!!!!! (post 1986???) or my memory and solicitor are going to get a kicking!!!

Thanks for the offers of stuff folks but I can cope: I am currently selling my body to medical science, one piece at a time (to coin a Johnny Cash song title!) (oh and if anyone is interested I also sell it down at Heysham Docks between the hours of 2200 and 0400......just ask for "Lola" !!)

Pdtdi: all locks have been changed, window locks fitted, security cameras and alarm installed.

Computer couldn't be taken because it is secured by anti-theft device to a rawlbolt in the wall.

Miss Pigpy: what are you inferring??? FHM is the second best magazine in the world and I am distraught at the loss of the issue with you as one of the High Street Honey's

Anyway I'm thinking of getting the Octy resprayed Lipstick Pink Fluourescent........ just to send out the message to the world that I am officially "OFF" wimmen for a long long long time