Miss Pigpy: what are you inferring??? FHM is the second best magazine in the world and I am distraught at the loss of the issue with you as one of the High Street Honey's

I am officially "OFF" wimmen for a long long long time

hmm-they dont match! you are distraught cos you have lost a pic of me-yet you have gone off women?? Am i on your dartboard then (assuming that wasnt taken as well)?

erm' date=' without going into too much detail: that must be new!!!!!! (post 1986???) or my memory and solicitor are going to get a kicking!!!

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Sorry Stan, but someone is due for a kicking :eek: I worked in the Scottish courts between 1978 and 1997 and Scots divorce law with respect to decrees has always been the same

Sorry Stan, but someone is due for a kicking :eek: I worked in the Scottish courts between 1978 and 1997 and Scots divorce law with respect to decrees has always been the same

cheers Matchmaker, I've just been on the phone to solly and you are correct

I've been waiting for a non-existent bit of paper..... I'm off to phone the police again, because now I might be able to prove it was theft after all....

many thanks for the info

hmm-they dont match! you are distraught cos you have lost a pic of me-yet you have gone off women?? Am i on your dartboard then (assuming that wasnt taken as well)?

dartboard is intact (it was in the one place she would never know existed: the cleaning cupboard!!!)

your photo is NOT on it as I don't class you as a wimmen yet

dartboard is intact (it was in the one place she would never know existed: the cleaning cupboard!!!)

your photo is NOT on it as I don't class you as a wimmen yet

oh-so what am i??? :eek: :confused:

oh-so what am i??? :eek: :confused:

you are a heffalump

it says so under your picture

you are a heffalump

it says so under your picture

OI!!!! :slap: meanie!! So people go from beign a heffalump to a wimmen??? hmm-ok!!

OI!!!! :slap: meanie!! So people go from beign a heffalump to a wimmen??? hmm-ok!!

usually if a skinny woman comes to me asking how she can put weight on I answer:

GET MARRIED

cheers Matchmaker' date=' I've just been on the phone to solly and you are correct

I've been waiting for a non-existent bit of paper..... I'm off to phone the police again, because now I might be able to prove it was theft after all....

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Glad to help

Surely married or not it's still entering YOUR home without your consent. I suppose it's one of the grey area's of the law I feel for you buddy but like you said it's only stuff and that's what isurance is for. If it works out it was her and is was outside the law just think how pleased ya'd be when she get arrested! I know I would if that happen to my somewhat heartless X

Surely married or not it's still entering YOUR home without your consent. I suppose it's one of the grey area's of the law I feel for you buddy but like you said it's only stuff and that's what isurance is for. If it works out it was her and is was outside the law just think how pleased ya'd be when she get arrested! I know I would if that happen to my somewhat heartless X

I have zero faith in the law....... but a lot of faith in a couple of friends from the "old days"

He who laughs last usually hears the other persons screams

Evil??

Moi???

No way!!!

Although I do remember one report during my service years that read "this man is Malevolence Personified" !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

what?? poor little old me???

I wrecked his car after that comment

go get em tiger! sue her ass all the way back to england just so you can kick her ass all the back to where she came from!!

go get em tiger! sue her ass all the way back to england just so you can kick her ass all the back to where she came from!!

now now bengie!!!! :thumbdwn:

that is very close to racism :nono:

I embraced the fall of the Iron Curtain

Just a pity I met the Iron Lady as well :eek: :eek:

not racist in the slightest my friend, just a revenge thing.

it don't matter to me wheres she's gone just that she's gone somewhere and needs a slap by the sounds of it

needs a slap by the sounds of it

Some people are on to it as we speak, although they have promised not to leave bruises or draw blood

not racist in the slightest my friend' date=' just a revenge thing.

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Apologies Bengie if I picked up the wrong end of the stick

(wouldn't be the first time in my life!)

I can't stand racism :thumbdwn:

It is the sign of utter intellectual vaccum perpetrated by people who come from a very small gene pool and usually play banjos and smile like this

Dr.Deezy, i concur

Hmmm - and employing other people to do physical violence on third parties isn't? :rubchin:

Hmmm - and employing other people to do physical violence on third parties isn't? :rubchin:

depends if they deserve it

Hmmm - and employing other people to do physical violence on third parties isn't? :rubchin:

its what governments do.....

I should know

I was one of those paid to do it

Thanks Lizzie

depends if they deserve it

Roger Wilco

Interesting viewpoint for a doctor ....

Interesting viewpoint for a doctor ....

I became a doctor (and a Bhuddist) when I left

Didn't see this thread till now.......

That's a real kicker Stan, very unpleasant to come home to.

But........

At least you were left with your dignity and self-respect more or less in tact. I was publicly humiliated and had my reputation dragged through rather a lot of mud in the process........some of which stuck in the unlikeliest of places :( Not to mention the debts left unpaid......... And with no formal legal recognition of the relationship.........no recourse:(

Still, I'm better off now. ..............Apart from new debts left unpaid..........

Hope you get everything sorted and resolved to YOUR satisfaction.

A friend of mine got his house keys back after he split with his other half, but not his car key.

She found his car, once dark night, outside the pub, and did something very unladylike on the driver's seat! :eek:

Phil