but what.....?

Something to do with the football

New car?

Ladyboy ?

The thing from outer space?

The 11.47 London Euston-Liverpool Lime Street due on Monday 13th?

That flame thingy?

Traded the wife in for a new model?

That flame thingy?

The flame thingy is in Harrogate on that day, the 19th, but thats not it

Not far off the colour though

The flame thingy is in Harrogate on that day, the 19th, but thats not it

Not far off the colour though

Brimma's car then :p

Brimma's car then :p

** In the voice of the Churchill dog ** " O No "

Lib Dems? Lots of them - Is there a conference?

Lib Dems? Lots of them - Is there a conference?

" It" " arrives not " Them "

Traded the wife in for a new model?

I wish

but what.....?

The rash associated with that STD you picked up on holiday in Ibiza last month?

The rash associated with that STD you picked up on holiday in Ibiza last month?

never been to any part of spain. ( onions ordered today, garlic comes tomorrow )

never been to any part of spain. ( onions ordered today, garlic comes tomorrow )

I refuse to take part in your silly fruit / veg guessing games anymore

Is it a watermelon for you to practice with, re: the football deal you've done with Mrs Goldfinger

a massive meteor that will wipe out all the Peugot 106/ Citroen Saxo/ Vauxhall Corsa chav chariots and their spotty youthed owners? (please let it be this)

I know but am sworn to secrecy, join the dots the you will have it :sun:

Brimma's car then :p

That's a damned cheek - my car is surprisingly tame compared to some

I think he’s waiting for a new supply of cigar flavoured condoms

This would explain his lack of conjugals recently, and the comment "close, but no cigar"

summer :think:

summer

Can't be..... That's not until October....

sent from my phone....

The it and :sun: are a big clue

A new tub of margarine?