oh dear not very PC i am afraid

but funny

http://forums.reghardware.com/forum/1/2012/06/12/review_volkswagen_up_small_car/

near bottom of first p[age

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2012 12:07 GMT

Tibbs

Frankfurt Motor Show

I was at the Frnkfurt Motor Show where this car was unveiled.

Walking along the fleet of cars looking at the number plates:

Red Car - Red Up!

Blue Car - Blue Up!

Yellow Car - Yellow Up!

Green Car - Green Up!

White Car - White Up!

wait for it...

Black Car - Black Up!

All it was missing was Jazz hands and the horn saying "Maaaaammmmmmmmy" when you pushed it...

Noticed another post further down

I've heard that there's a customisable version in the offing. The purchaser will be able to specify individual panel colours, choose from a range of window tints, add a variety of styling accessories and also pick one of a wide selection of interior trim levels and materials.

Create a car that is unique, called the ........ Up Yours.

i realy wonder if VW realy thought about that name :rofl:

there is always the two anne summers versions

???? up! and #### up!

i will leave them to your imaginations

I heard there's to be regional versions -one is coming with a whippet holder in the back called an aye-up!

Theres a gay pride version too.... **** up!

There's a really boring version too called the FED UP!

Then there's the version made especially for male hens - yes you've got it - the C**K UP!

Edited 14 June, 201213 yr by nbramwel

i thought the "FED" up! was a polo or golf (depending on how much you fed it to fatten it up )?

How about a Cheered Up!

LOL at all the above; cheered up my lunch break no end.

And one for the unemployed... The Hard-Up

Or for the fitness freaks... The Push-Up

It could be parallel marketed to flat chested teenagers

A practical jokers special edition - The TUCKED UP

For when it breaks down, the Push Up!

For when it breaks down, the Push Up!

should that not be the PushED UP! :devil: