Daisy's write me a Valentines msg I can claim as my own thread

[Brimma]

My dearest Hannah,

You buxom blonde slapper,

Those buttocks so pert,

When I glance up your skirt,

I'll treat you rough,

Round the hole whence you guff,

My member so hard,

When I catch you off guard,

I'll give you a slap,

Please don't give me the clap,

I'll allow you to finish,

If your love won't diminish,

Be mine forever,

Or I'll drop you for Heather

[Lazy Daisy]

Excellent work all of you

Edited 7 February, 2013 by Lazy Daisy

[Harvey1978]

Hannah, my girl one things for certain

I'd love to nibble on your beef curtains

I'll bend you and twist you

I may even fist you

Best use lube or you'll be a hurtin

[Money hungry]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm bipolar

and so am I.

[Lazy Daisy]

I'll bend you and twist you

I may even fist you

OUUUUUUUUCH

[Waplord]

Oh lovely blonde Hannah

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Be mine my love

and i'll smack where you poo

[expostmanpat]

Oh dearest Blonde Hannah with matching collar and cuff

My tongue I'd luv to slide round your steamy muff

Oh dearest blonde Hannah with pink puckered hole

I'd like to see you dance naked on a silvery pole

Oh dearest blonde Hannah with lovely pert nipple

I'd like to slap your arse and watch your buttock ripple

Oh dearest Blonde Hannah for one night be mine

And I promise you'll never look for another valentine.

[Hedge]

Roses are red, but violets are manky,

Drop your kecks Hannah, and I'll give you a spanky.

[fikes75]

Hannah you remind me of an hour glass

especially your perfect ass

your hair it is a golden flow

when i'm dining on you down below

you taste so good its just like honey

i love it when it is all runny

your breasts they are are perfect shape

your nipples they are just like grapes

i like to poke and squeeze and prod

i love when you scream OH GOD

when were together i'm at my best

when you lay your head upon my breast

it doesn't matter what they all say

will you be mine on Valentines day.

Edited 7 February, 2013 by fikes75

[Macdemon]

I need something to put in a card next week, something cultured, something sophisticated, something that conveys an air of erudite wit............but must also be absolutely filthy too, and to include the name Hannah, blonde, and a penchant for bottom smacking. Lines close lunchtime Friday, you can PM if you're on the shy side, I'm sure there's a kinky Shakespeare on here somewhere

How about :

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Oh wait a feckin' minute

No they're not, they're sodding purple.

Teehee dah dee dee.

[expostmanpat]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Spread you legs

I'm playing through

[Lazy Daisy]

fikes it wont let me like your submition but it's bringing on a gusset change.

[Brimma]

Hannah, you are so blonde and hairy,

The hair on your head matches your 'Mary'

How I long to thrust and lunge,

Up and down upon your clunge

Nothing will ever come inbetween us,

As I head for your mount of Venus

I turn you over without fear,

To face that tantalising rear

I cup my hand to roughly spank you,

If you're lucky, I might say "thank you"

Seven times, eight, and maybe nine,

I love you, randy valentine

[Aspman]

Oh my Hannah you get me jerkin,

Thinking of your bejeweled merkin

The site of your perky nips

Has me racing for leather whips

I'll beat you till you scream for more

Then I'll pop it in through your back door

When you start to flag and you're heading South

We'll get really dirty and go ass-to-mouth

And when I've fulfilled my every need

I'll paint you face with my manly seed.

When you wake all pale and waxy

You'll find ten quid for your taxi.

[Lazy Daisy]

We have a winner....erm winners

[Aspman]

How I long to thrust and lunge,

Up and down upon your clunge

"Clunge" is an exceptional word

[Brimma]

"Clunge" is an exceptional word

I've got 'The Inbetweeners' to thank for that, hence the next line

[Harvey1978]

Had to laugh at Jack Whitehall calling his beard a "clunge sponge" Quality

[richie]

Clunge was also used in Austin Powers.............. YEAH BABY!!

[Brimma]

Clunge was also used in Austin Powers.............. YEAH BABY!!

Goldmember?

[richie]

Goldmember?

Naaaa, The Spy Who 5hagged Me.

[richie]

So, Daisy, how did it go.......??? :love:

[Lazy Daisy]

Richie if your boss saw the photos he'd want you to arrest me.........

.........and I got the funniest of looks in Pets at Home.