In the pre-airbag days I used to fit a removable steering wheel to my sports cars... that fooled most TWOCKERs.

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Edited 28 May, 201313 yr by Professor

Nah. I've got a receiver unit wired to a trigger and 2 12gauge full off buck shot located under the driver seat. Alarm trigger sets it and the seat belt sensor fires it. Job done.

*disclaimer the above is a joke please do not play with firearms

No, this is what you need!

Yeah, that'll do it............

No, this is what you need!

surely a Japanese Cyborg with a Samurai Sword would work better

... or a monkey.

... or a monkey.

The monkey will need feeding, but the trade-off is it clears up the mess!!