Morning,

 

Due to a moment's inattention I have left blood on a seat* and so far am having a hell of a job to get it out (paraphrasing Baldrick   )

 

So, has anyone got any ideas on good dried blood removers please? Cold water, vanish and the normal car upholstrery cleaning spray have all failed so far :(

 

(*and no I was not carelessly murdering hikers)

 

Thanks

 

Matt

Danger sex is awesome

My missus uses "stain devil" range which has got me out of a few problems.....

Forgotten about those....Thanks

 

*saunters off to local iron mongers...*

hydrogen peroxide will deal with DNA residue better than bleach

 

Yea sure, it was an accident....

Last resort, dye the seats red.

Buy a new seat, take the old seat out in to woods & burn it then bury the remains then pay a homeless man to say you were with him all night

Nuke it from orbit....it's the only way.

You want Blood Buster. It's an enzyme based remover

caustic soda with a kitchen scourer will shift it

I've a portable freezer and a heavy duty wood chipper if you need it, mates rates to you.

 

but you deal with the teeth yourself

I hope it was worth it!

I suggest you refrain from picking your nose in the car to prevent the nose bleeds.

 

 So, did you know saliva will easily remove blood?  You could try to remove the blood with said saliva and then use a proprietary upholstery cleaner to remove the saliva  

 

 You can get some saliva from this dog.

 

sounds like you to need call someone who gets **** done

 

You could try a steam cleaner. I don't know how well it would work but it could be worth a try

If you still have any parts of the body left, I live near a pig farm 

You could try a steam cleaner. I don't know how well it would work but it could be worth a try

 

I think steam would probably 'cook' the stain.

 

You should always deal with stains with cold water..

Edited 30 November, 201312 yr by Aspman

Are you this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOPUj9ffrp0

Danger sex is awesome

My missus uses "stain devil" range which has got me out of a few problems.....

dare I ask?

dare I ask?

No, it's a family site.

dare I ask?

 

Rodeo love?

 

Whilst coupling with your partner from behind at the moment of climax yell your Ex's name or her best friends name and then try to hang on.

No, not the bunnyflop!

Ignoring the diverse range of comments that are tenously linked to the topic.....

 

Success!

 

Damp seat upon which hitcher met their tragic death

Dylon stain remover for blood (lots of rubbing)

Leave for five minutes or aboput the length of time it takes to get a wood fire going well.

Rub seat with damp cloth.

Apply more Dylon

Attend to fire and ensure hitcher wood burning well

Spray with usual upholstery cleaner

Gentle rubbing with damp cloth.

Vacum

Dry.

 

(Dear local Constabule, please note that any recent incidences of the dissapearance of people, a dark blue Octavia, and charred remains found dumped in woodlands are nothing to do with me.)

Auto Smart Bio brisk, back in my valeting days when i set up business my VERY first job lol was blood (and alot of it too) from a back seat it was the owners dog had an accident Bio Brisk made light work of it. 

I hope the bunny in your avatar pic wasn't hurt

I hope the bunny in your avatar pic wasn't hurt

That bunny was as Godstone RSCPA for rehoming, I was taking its picture IIRC.

 

Our bunnies usually leave hay in the car.