First time I've used the Monte's sat nav for real.

 

Anyway, driving along next right this next left etc.

 

Then it comes out with

 

"Stay on this road for a long time"

 

Ffs, Lol, helpful like.

We went to Whitby for the weekend the week after I got ours and we couldn't believe it either, funnier listening to her saying that than having Borat's voice on me TomTom.

"Skoda, simply clever"

Yes. made me nearly wet myself when I heard it for the first time and my brother couldn't believe what he had heard the first time it was said when he was on a trip with me lol.

Believe me, the novelty will wear off

We first heard this in 2009 with our superb elegance... Novelty didn't really wear off for us

You wanna try and keep a strait face when your Sat-Nav tells you to take 'Sluff Road' when your about to take 'Slough Road'.. I've done the journey now for the last 6 months and it still makes me laugh!!

It is very funny my dads Superb does the same makes me laugh every time. Maybe Skoda decided VW parts were too serious and to inject a bit of humour into them. 

'Turn half right/left' was the thing that got me to begin with.