More to the point, why isn't the planet's land mass bird poo coloured?

 

You're not alone Mr Ree:

http://www.briskoda.net/forums/topic/312156-bird-poo/

 

Gaz

Park under their regular flight path and pay the price!

Park under their regular flight path and pay the price!

Sorry.

No info found on 'Flight Radar 24' on that count

I watch them fly from the ridge tiles to a tree in our front garden.

 

Without fail when the little blighters take off they 'release'.

 

Most of the time it lands on the roof or drive but every so often it hits the car.

Edited 27 May, 201412 yr by silver1011

Get your own back.  Place some bread on your dash board and watch how p**sed off the birds will get mwhahaha.  As said above "their just pricks".

Do you not have one of these on your drive? 

 

I find that aesthetically unpleasing, looks like and ant eater in a chefs hat

 

More bullets please, 1,000,000 rounds per minute

 

Edited 28 May, 201412 yr by Aspman

Amazes me as well. never see poo on the ground around my car.

Amazes me as well. never see poo on the ground around my car.

Maybe bird poo is magnetic.

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It's because birds are dickheads.

I've always known this. That Hitchcock film is so unreal. They're just jealous they can't polish their nests like our cars & **** all over them instead. Feathery ******s!!

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Have you told them this?

Think I'll turn my head skywards and shout it out with clenched fists...John Cleese stryle....next time it happens.

You vicious b**tards!!

I'm forever doing this round my way.

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I've put this next to the car....

 

 

No more bird poo, or visitors.

Urgh. Got bird poo on my car.

Gonna have to wash it again!

Air rifle. If that's not too cruel to suggest..... 

 

And it does depend on the colour of the car. Outside the in-laws is under a frequent flight path. All my black cars - never a problem. My red Octavia? Got hit every time! As mentioned in that article linked to earlier; red generates some fear/danger complex and they erm... panic. 

But. If they did get your black car on a sunny day, itd certainly cook itself onto the paintwork a lot quicker aha.