I this a wind up lol

 

 

 

Seriously now I reckon like two tiny slug pellets, these things have one hell of a hooter, put them on a bit of cardboard in the foot well, it won't make it off the cardboard.

Why would it be a 'wind up'?

Edited 5 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Ni fresh trails. Finish work at 5 so spending evening on a hunt. Ive tried pellets. And beer. Even salt. No luck as yet..

careful, or our <cough> 'friendly mod' <cough> will be coming on here to ******* me for not being a Freedom member.

 

Meanwhile....sod off!

 

You need to be a FREEDOM member to advertise on here bud... 

Ni fresh trails. Finish work at 5 so spending evening on a hunt. Ive tried pellets. And beer. Even salt. No luck as yet..

Same here fellah.

 

Nowt to eat or drink isn't helping them fortunately.

You need this in lieu of spaceships and nuclear weapons -

 

 

Not sure "it fell in by accident" will work with the insurance company

I may have exaggerated a little when I said earlier they explode. Trust me the ensuing dead slug will be no worse than the snot trails you already have to clean up.

I've just had a little bit of sick arrive in my mouth. 

Literally got tears in my eyes from laughing at that response

Don't read and don't comment if you don't like, and take you well 'ard toughie friend lee and his mates and followers that like his posts so much with you too.

Really? lol

Really? lol

Apparently so

I giggled a little.

Had one getting into the lounge recently, probably through the air brick.

Had to face disgusting slug trails all over the carpet for 3 months before I finally found it at 01:00 am one day last month, and promptly launched it down the road side grid.

We regularly get them in the house despite covering all the possible entry points in slug killer pellets or gel

We keep chickens and therefore have a slug free garden. It's amazing what they consume: slugs, snails, woodlice, ants, worms etc etc. Our garden is amazingly bug free. And they turn these 'things' into gorgeous fresh eggs.