Just hope salt on the dashboard isn't going to damage or stain it.

 

Why am I about the only person bar one or two on the planet that this has happened to?

Am I jinxed?

 

If there's a bag of **** waiting to fall on someone..........

Inside my van there's an entire eco system. 

A good dozen spiders, couple of snails and slugs.

I regularly see them going about their business as I drive around.

Wouldn't be surprised if I found a cat living in there one day.

I use the van for tip runs of garden waste a lot this time of year.

 

Don't be such a girl, worst thing a slug could do is give you a 

nasty suck, and even an old git like Ree should out run a slug 

if it comes to a situation where its you or it. 

Other useless advice is for you to take up a marshal art so if there is a 

stand off you are equipped for the confrontation.

Or just get some of this

 

 

 

and some of this.

 

 

 

HTH

+1 grow a pair and stop being such a ******* drama queen.

Must come to you for lessons then, seeing as you appear to be the 'well 'ard ******* toughie' on this thread.

 

Thanks for your help and meaningful advice.

Edited 3 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Must come to you for lessons then, seeing as you appear to be the 'well 'ard ******* toughie' on this thread.

Thanks for your help and meaningful advice.

Caught it yet Mr Ree?

@MicMac, Whahah online rage, flame retardant applied

 

Mr Ree don't go and watch this classic before a long drive then -

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxItlbv0mQw&list=PL7iKJMWOC_xiMJofbHsjRe-7_LTVbrbqc&feature=share&index=3

Edited 3 July, 201411 yr by Aspman

Caught it yet Mr Ree?

Nah. 

 

Better go and hoover the interior out. half a ton of salt in there presently.

 

I swear I could hear it laffin' at me from deep inside the dashboard. 

 

Blasted one on the path on the way back into R Towers at 12:30 am.

Would have been rude not to really.

Edited 3 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Nah.

Better go and hoover the interior out. half a ton of salt in there presently.

I swear I could hear it laffin' at me from deep inside the dashboard.

Blasted one on the path on the way back into R Towers at 12:30 am.

Would have been rude not to really.

It probably left yesterday. Its been sat in the garden across the road laughing at you on your all night wild goose chase haha.

Really ..... !!??

 

 

 

Just put some slug pellets in there, they travel for miles to eat them then just seem to explode soon after, 

Must come to you for lessons then, seeing as you appear to be the 'well 'ard ******* toughie' on this thread.

 

Thanks for your help and meaningful advice.

you're welcome

pop a beer in a glass in the cup holder, overnight.

 

Take it out and ventilate the car before driving or any traffic copper will try and have a field day.

Really ..... !!??

 

 

 

Just put some slug pellets in there, they travel for miles to eat them then just seem to explode soon after, 

 

In the car?

 

Nice! 

In the car?

 

Nice! 

 

 

 

Well you want rid and it's in the the car so yeah in the car would be good  :p

In the car?

Nice!

put them on a Chinese takeaway lid or something If you're worried

put them on a Chinese takeaway lid or something If you're worried

Bonus of this idea, is you have to go n buy a chinese first

I like ideas like that!

put them on a Chinese takeaway lid or something If you're worried

Bonus of this idea, is you have to go n buy a chinese first

I like ideas like that!

put them on a Chinese takeaway 

 

You'll need to order a number 54 for the Slug and a number 79 (chips), if you want Egg Fried Rice thats number 62

 

£1 delivery of over 3 miles   

I think they are starting a revolution. Just found a trail in my car. Had a look but cant find the blooming ninja. No idea how it got in. Mission impossible style I hope. Either way im in the same boat and I am going to start at the top of this idea thread and work my way down....

I trod on one today just to upheave the revolution!

We had one in the house last night!  The Mrs went mental and started ranting about the fact that we're living in a disgusting filth pit that needs torching to get rid of all the disease and grime.  Luckily I found the offender by the front door & sent it to slug heaven.  She calmed down a bit after that.  I'm with Th3Grinch on this one, there's something afoot and this is only the start of the revolution.  They'll be in the fridge soon.  Before we know it they'll be everywhere, in our beds, taking our women and nicking all our jobs! Panic!

Bloody 'ell!

What is going on? ^^^^^  

 

Salt did nowt, so booze tonight.......a bit, the rest goes down my neck.

I think they are starting a revolution. Just found a trail in my car. Had a look but cant find the blooming ninja. No idea how it got in. Mission impossible style I hope. Either way im in the same boat and I am going to start at the top of this idea thread and work my way down....

Keep us/me updated on your progress please Grinchy.

Can't you follow the trails? Clean them up as you go and they will lead you to the bugger

Can't you follow the trails? Clean them up as you go and they will lead you to the bugger

Oddly enough, no.

They just appear randomly, vanish, then re-appear a couple of feet away.

Oddly enough, no.

They just appear randomly, vanish, then re-appear a couple of feet away.

Hes giving you the slip. He knows you're onto him.

It appears I have arrived too late with the ultimate solution  

 

It appears I have arrived too late with the ultimate solution

 

 

 

I've just had a little bit of sick arrive in my mouth.