Lots of mid 40s women driving them around here!

Hmm. Milfs though?

Sorry. Iv been on the Stella.

Hmm. Milfs though?

Sorry. Iv been on the Stella.

A fair few are in Mini ones around here

A fair few are in Mini ones around here

Dont say that. My mums after a mini haha.

I know what you mean though mate. Women love the minis dont they!

Unless its a john cooper works, I'm not sure i could drive one.

Dont say that. My mums after a mini haha.

I know what you mean though mate. Women love the minis dont they!

Unless its a john cooper works, I'm not sure i could drive one.

the tradesman chants out the window, honking the horn [emoji23]

Pretty girls do drive fiat 500's. Its a fact of motoring.

I realised this a few years ago and have made a special effort to take a look at a 500 driver ever since.

It doesnt always pay off, sometimes i end up looking at an old lady or some bloke, but mostly its worth while and theres a nice lady driving.

Just saying.

Maybe, as the twingo looks so similar, that too could be on the 'to look at' list

Hahaha. So many blokes look into our one, especially as it's bright yellow.

It's usually dodgy builders in vans at the traffic lights...  Imagine their surprise when 

said hairy arse builders look in for a cheeky perv and see.........

another hairy faced builder looking back at him... Me!

 

Hahaha. So many blokes look into our one, especially as it's bright yellow.

It's usually builders vans at the traffic lights. Imagine their surprise when

said hairy arse builder looks in for a perv and sees.........

another hairy faced builder looking back at him... Me!

That sounds accurate

Hahaha. So many blokes look into our one, especially as it's bright yellow.

It's usually builders vans at the traffic lights. Imagine their surprise when 

said hairy arse builder looks in for a cheeky perv and sees.........

another hairy faced builder looking back at him... Me!

Hahaha iv had that before. I am that tradesman looking in from a white van aha.

Soon wipes the smile off my face when i see a bloke.

Wipes it off even faster if the bloke catches me lookin in and smiles back hahaha

Hahaha iv had that before. I am that tradesman looking in from a white van aha.

Soon wipes the smile off my face when i see a bloke.

Wipes it off even faster if the bloke catches me lookin in and smiles back hahaha

Sounds similar to my daily routine! Got the typical sun newspaper and coffee cup and lunch on the dash board? I do

Sounds similar to my daily routine! Got the typical sun newspaper and coffee cup and lunch on the dash board? I do

Oh yes!

And soon to see what a pd105 transporter can do off the line after that scenario! Haha

Oh yes!

And soon to see what a pd105 transporter can do off the line after that scenario! Haha

Vauxhall Combo 1.7 100 goes well from these situation until it's fully loaded with a trailer on and then it's really not so good!

Vauxhall Combo 1.7 100 goes well from these situation until it's fully loaded with a trailer on and then it's really not so good!

Aha yeah!

Old bosses transit sport 140 used to be good at this. Used to embarrass corsa's on the a-roads! Had a few calls about the speed it was being driven at (the boss was just as fast as me lol). Thats the downside of having your phone number in big writting all over the van lol.

People always say they want a fast emergency call out time, then kick off when a plumbin van flies past edging on 100mph. Cant win! Lol.

Aha yeah!

Old bosses transit sport 140 used to be good at this. Used to embarrass corsa's on the a-roads! Had a few calls about the speed it was being driven at (the boss was just as fast as me lol). Thats the downside of having your phone number in big writting all over the van lol.

People always say they want a fast emergency call out time, then kick off when a plumbin van flies past edging on 100mph. Cant win! Lol.

A lot of ours aren't sign written thankfully none of the ones I drive are! Absolutely fly out to jobs in the Combo the boss is just as bad! Got caught doing 90 in his S5 which was lucky as that's low for him lol

The most memorable for me was a 206 HDI boy racer edition! eat my smoke I wanted to get printed on the back of the van then!

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A lot of ours aren't sign written thankfully none of the ones I drive are! Absolutely fly out to jobs in the Combo the boss is just as bad! Got caught doing 90 in his S5 which was lucky as that's low for him lol

You're missing out on the phonecalls!

" hi. Id like to report one of your vans cutting me up at excessive speed as i was traveling in my car"

And the reply goes something like. "Oh yeah? Some of us have a job to do. We cant all drive at 30 everywhere!"

Thats the bosses driving btw. I dont cut people up. Honest hahs.

Wipes it off even faster if the bloke catches me lookin in and smiles back hahaha

     

You're missing out on the phonecalls!

" hi. Id like to report one of your vans cutting me up at excessive speed as i was traveling in my car"

And the reply goes something like. "Oh yeah? Some of us have a job to do. We cant all drive at 30 everywhere!"

Thats the bosses driving btw. I dont cut people up. Honest hahs.

*awaits Briskoda traffic police* you can't win to be honest! People want a quick service so you're driving flat out or they want you to drive slow well they need to make their minds up! One of the office lads was bringing a Sprinter back from MOT! the call went something like this..... Was this one of your lads in a White Sprinter FD56 *** Yes it Was! Ohh this is the bloke in the white mercedes! Learn to drive then you t***er I was in the white van! Was a good laugh listening in!

*awaits Briskoda traffic police* you can't win to be honest! People want a quick service so you're driving flat out or they want you to drive slow well they need to make their minds up! One of the office lads was bringing a Sprinter back from MOT! the call went something like this..... Was this one of your lads in a White Sprinter FD56 *** Yes it Was! Ohh this is the bloke in the white mercedes! Learn to drive then you t***er I was in the white van! Was a good laugh listening in!

Ahaha. Its always a laugh.

They usually get told where to go. My first boss was terrible. Proper angry guy. The kinda guy that someone would flash because his overtaking is dodgy, n he'd just stop in the road n get out. Go up to their window n start playin hell with em.

He got back in the van once n said 'if he turned out to be bigger than me, youd of got out n helped me wouldnt you?' To which i replied 'nah. Id of probably started helpin him. you shouldnt drive like a ****'

I think that job lasted about 2 weeks longer. That was all. Lol.

Ahaha. Its always a laugh.

They usually get told where to go. My first boss was terrible. Proper angry guy. The kinda guy that someone would flash because his overtaking is dodgy, n he'd just stop in the road n get out. Go up to their window n start playin hell with em.

He got back in the van once n said 'if he turned out to be bigger than me, youd of got out n helped me wouldnt you?' To which i replied 'nah. Id of probably started helpin him. you shouldnt drive like a ****'

I think that job lasted about 2 weeks longer. That was all. Lol.

Yeah I know! People are a nightmare lol it's a real pain out here when you get stuck behind cars and a tractor doing 20 mph! I nailed it past 4 cars and a tractor in the Combo once! Got a few strange looks

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Yeah I know! People are a nightmare lol it's a real pain out here when you get stuck behind cars and a tractor doing 20 mph! I nailed it past 4 cars and a tractor in the Combo once! Got a few strange looks

I get em in the fabia. People expect an old guy driving, then theres me, always looking for a safe opportunity to overtake lol.

Some people get mard on for nothing. You can do a perfectly safe overtake with miles of room n someone will flash you in a car. On the bike, i can do 10 cars in a row n nobody bothers. Its strange

I get em in the fabia. People expect an old guy driving, then theres me, always looking for a safe opportunity to overtake lol.

Some people get mard on for nothing. You can do a perfectly safe overtake with miles of room n someone will flash you in a car. On the bike, i can do 10 cars in a row n nobody bothers. Its strange

Because it's a bike ! Looking forwards to hopefully getting my licence as doing off road just isn't the same :(

Because it's a bike ! Looking forwards to hopefully getting my licence as doing off road just isn't the same :(

Do it mate. Its the best thing i ever did.

It wasnt much fun in the winter n sl, the snow to start with, but if youve got a car to its ideal.

You do get abit disapointed in cars though, once youve got used to bikes.

Thryre just soo much faster. I can keep up with my mste in his nissan GTR until 120-130mph and iv only got a sports touring 800.theres much faster bikes

Do it mate. Its the best thing i ever did.

It wasnt much fun in the winter n sl, the snow to start with, but if youve got a car to its ideal.

You do get abit disapointed in cars though, once youve got used to bikes.

Thryre just soo much faster. I can keep up with my mste in his nissan GTR until 120-130mph and iv only got a sports touring 800.theres much faster bikes

Yeah mate thinking I'll go for the progressive option! only 17 at the moment so limited power!

Yeah mate thinking I'll go for the progressive option! only 17 at the moment so limited power!

Unfortunately so. Its changed since i did mine.

I did mine at 17 and was restricted to 33hp for 2 years i was automativally derestricted n vould ride anything.

Its getting more n more complicated:(.

Unfortunately so. Its changed since i did mine.

I did mine at 17 and was restricted to 33hp for 2 years i was automativally derestricted n vould ride anything.

Its getting more n more complicated:(.

Down to 11kw at 17

Down to 11kw at 17

Its confusing now. You might aswel not do youre test at 17. You can ride a 15hp/11kw/125cc bike st 17 on a provisional anyway?

Its confusing now. You might aswel not do youre test at 17. You can ride a 15hp/11kw/125cc bike st 17 on a provisional anyway?

It is confusing or I'm misreading probably both lol