Yes orange, some absolute pillock through orange on my car today whilst parked at work, what do we reckon? Will the additives from the fruit ruin my freshly painted bonnet? I'm at a scale of 7 for being ****ed off, at least it wasn't keyed

If that's fresh paint I suggest you go back to the body shop as it looks cack.

It needs a good detail. Wash, clay, polish, wax and seal

It needs a good detail. Wash, clay, polish, wax and seal

When I work almost everyday it's trying to find the time to do that, I'll be giving a wash this Friday as we've had some grubby rain the last week

If that's fresh paint I suggest you go back to the body shop as it looks cack.

It could just be the dirt, it's pretty filthy at the moment

I know matey it takes a long time. I'm not sure if the orange would do much damage. But I'd be the same, ****ed right off

I would have thought that bird poo would be much worse; wash it off, job done.

Orange won't hurt orange is a good cleaning agent

Orange won't hurt orange is a good cleaning agent

Well I guess it's out with the sponges, next time I'm buying oranges

Lemon is more harmful than orange but is also a good cleaning agent [emoji106]

Could have been a whole banana.

I have heard of orange peel effect on a cars paintwork but not an actual orange!.

Could have been a whole banana.

 

Must be the attraction of the colour red.

I had a flying banana land on my bonnet, looked way past it's eat by date too. It came from a schoolkid who most likely found it at the bottom of his bag at the end of the week.

Little did he know I was on the other side of the hedge cleaning my car when he flung it.   The look on his face when I appeared from nowhere was enough to give him a fright, I gave it him back to dispose of properly.

Could have been a passing bird dropped it rather than a hooded oik…?!

Could have been a passing bird dropped it rather than a hooded oik…?!

It was quite the debris field but it's a good theory, I still think it was some yobo, Winton is a pretty messed up place

i was going to ask what of **ithole you live in that your car keeps getting nastied by a55hats

It was quite the debris field but it's a good theory, I still think it was some yobo, Winton is a pretty messed up place

 

I love the idea of these spotty oiks still ensuring they get their 5 a day!

Could have been a passing bird dropped it rather than a hooded oik…?!

 

I'm still smiling over this comment. Not sure whether it was aimed at the orange segment or the whole banana.