I think you have a new admirer.

The tea party does sound awfully tempting, but I'm worried we'll be served scones that aren't what they look like on the packet

The tea party does sound awfully tempting, but I'm worried we'll be served scones that aren't what they look like on the packet

You mean crash damaged ones?

This is hilarious... Really Enjoying this !!!!

What's happening

I think you have a new admirer.

Maybe a new subforum has emerged......".Briskoda Bro'mance"??!! :peek:

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I think we've come to the end of the "what shall we say next" book

I think we've come to the end of the "what shall we say next" book

Erm...... :p :peek: *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Creature"? :|

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Maybe a new subforum has emerged......".Briskoda Bro'mance"??!! :peek:

 

It would be in keeping with some of the seller's comments.

What a ****ing idiot. Oh yes and if you're reading this

If his grammar and spelling skills are as good as his car repair skills......

 

 

Someone's going to have a very bad time. :peek:

Hyphons is the "creature" of Briskoda :P

I am really not sure if he's still texting for the attention or..?

I am really not sure if he's still texting for the attention or..?

Direct him to my Fabia thread, that'll stop him texting you for a few years whilst he reads it.

Hyphons is the "creature" of Briskoda :p

The hound of the "Basterdvilles"

Direct him to my Fabia thread, that'll stop him texting you for a few years whilst he reads it.

 

Forever more likely.

He'll probably get half way though and slash his wrists.

Forever more likely.

He'll probably get half way though and slash his wrists.

Whilst shouting how long does it take to get an engine out

Edit - I'm not sure he'd even get half way through. Stuff happens in first 4 pages then sod all else

Direct him to my Fabia thread, that'll stop him texting you for a few years whilst he reads it.

I bet he'd struggle getting past page two of an edition of Viz magazine.Come to think of it...when you read his texts he is rather reminiscent of Roger Melly.

Some nerd stats for you

Forever more likely.

He'll probably get half way though and slash his wrists.

Can the world afford to lose such an eminent brain surgeon in these pressing and desperate times ? :p

Cars now up for sale, offers open, so far been raised 4 Mars bars

The tea party does sound awfully tempting, but I'm worried we'll be served scones that aren't what they look like on the packet

Bag of broken biscuits and a dogs bowl of weak Bovril,he sounds like a real classy sort,the sort who picks his boogers and delicately folds them into a silk hankerchief from the pocket of his crushed velvet smoking jacket.I can see him wearing a houndstooth deerstalker and smoking a Meersham pipe...maybe *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*God... these Tramadol are giving me hallucinations

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Bag of broken biscuits and a dogs bowl of weak Bovril,he sounds like a real classy sort,the sort who picks his boogers and delicately folds them into a silk hankerchief from the pocket of his crushed velvet smoking jacket.I can see him wearing a houndstooth deerstalker and smoking a Meersham pipe...maybe

:no:

:no:

Pink bow-tie,lime green hot-pants and a pair of ladies doc-martens with matching man-bag ? :peek: