Comes out once a month

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/archive.html

Just spent most of this morning at work on it

Been going a good while - the BMW 1 Series ad is absolutely classic! No idea which one it's on though.

One of my favourites for having a good old chuckle!

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NEW BMW 7-SERIES DEVELOPS COGNITIVE REASONING

With dozens of on-board computers and a 42-volt electrical system, BMW's new 7-series is one of the cleverest cars around. So clever in fact that it has developed cognitive reasoning and the ability to consider its own destiny. "We first realised how clever this car was during early testing," says an anonymous engineer who worked on the project, "an air-con calibration car became paranoid about spy photographers and refused to leave the garage until we had fitted it with 'some sort of hat'". The development team was even more alarmed when two powertrain assessment cars started to grow opposable thumbs and a crash test car was heard to shout "Owww" during a low speed impact simulation. Most disturbing of all, an electronics verification vehicle responded to anyone who failed to follow road directions from the satellite navigation by sticking its virtual tongue into its chin and going "MNNNNNUUURRR" in a sarcastic way. We rang BMW in Munich for further comment but Sniff Petrol isn't very good at German and we accidentally asked them for directions to the station instead. "It's just around the corner," a spokesperson said. "Opposite the town hall," they added, mysteriously.

BMW's new 7-series:

smartarse

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Thats funny

NEW ROLLS 'REALLY MASSIVE'

BMW's new Rolls-Royce, scheduled to go on sale on 1 January 2002 is "****in' huge", according to insiders.

This is my fave headline