As per the title really,

 

Developed a few nasty dings in the paint from muppets who just feel the need to park next to me and dent my car with their door!

Mine too. Families day at work.  I only went in to help set up the bouncy castle. A family then arrived and their kids got out putting a bl**dy great crease in one of my doors on my new car.

 

Oh, and as per the title we used to have a mobile chip shop come to the village one evening a week (Tuesday I think). Lovely bit of haddock they did.