Why do Pigeons ..... land on my Kamiqs roof rails and almost immediately turn around and defacate on my car windows?

Is this a considered opinion or just a random occurance?

They do the same on the bird baths in my garden as well, always turning around and pooping in the drinking water.

Be thankful you don't have a Yeti ! don't want one of then crappin on yer roof.😆

 

Could you fly and operate your sphincter muscles at the same time? 🤣

 

That said seagulls have mastered the art and are more proficient at hitting their target than the 633 squadron!

I put a plastic Owl on the roof, this was ok but all the people coming and looking at it were even more effective.

On 18/03/2022 at 15:49, gumdrop said:

Why do Pigeons .....

 

 

Because they can, and their (probably) ain't a lot you can do about it.

 

Oh, and because they are clever little 5H1T5. I'm convinced some birds dive bomb just for fun............. Well, why wouldn't ya if you could, Lol. They got nothing better to do.

On 18/03/2022 at 15:49, gumdrop said:

Why do Pigeons ..... land on my Kamiqs roof rails and almost immediately turn around and defacate on my car windows?

 

They do the same with my Granda's Sandero. I'm quite smug that I don't have roof rails on my Fabia...