If my ar$ehole was as hard as a Katana blade, it wouldn't get sore after a curry

any way!! hasn't this gone a little off topic???

Well maybe but it's still technical. At least we haven't degenerated into talking about who's getting off with who yet

If my ar$ehole was as hard as a Katana blade, it wouldn't get sore after a curry

have you ever heard of extrusion???? if your ar$e was solid, then the poo which is forced out would be an extrusion!!

have you ever heard of extrusion???? if your ar$e was solid, then the poo which is forced out would be an extrusion!!

Surely it's a semi-continuous extrusion with a variable die?

Mind you, long time since I did CDT...

Rob.

Surely it's a semi-continuous extrusion with a variable die?

Mind you' date=' long time since I did CDT...

Rob.[/quote']

pmsl! depends how much curry he's had i suppose... the ring of fire:D

for some reason i'm thikning about those plastercine mould things where you pull the handle down and an extruded shape comes out!!!

Surely it's a semi-continuous extrusion with a variable die?

Mind you' date=' long time since I did CDT...

Rob.[/quote']

It's called Design Technology these days (well, it was 13 years ago)

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It's called Design Technology these days (well, it was 13 years ago)

OK, let me rephrase that.

Long time since I did CDT, but still more recent than when Old Man Goochie did Design Technology...

Rob.

I took CDT, and I left school in 1992.

And this thread has gone very random, good work.

So did they track you down by visiting dealers and looking for technicians who were fat and called Bob ?

Not quite, fotunately I am no longer fat, merely plump or called bob, that was an old nick name from school 30 years ago

The story goes like this: a Mastertech candidate is at MK and during the course the conversation turns to modding and the Briskoda web site.

( An edited version of the conversation as exact wording cannot be remembered)

MT Candidate: "so just what is the deal with The Briskoda web site, do you monitor it?"

MK Representative: "Oh yes! any employee of any dealership giving advice on The Briskoda web site which could give rise to litigation or increase costs to Skoda UK will be persued".

So, after some consultation with the very helpfull Lummox, fatbob decides to keep his mouth shut, as he likes working and has a young family to support (two kids still in primary school).

I now tend only to comment on non Skoda issues when my ire is roused ( not a frequent thing that). So I no longer have a lot to say for myself and that annoys me because I don't have an outlet for my natural verbosity,

Big brother is watching, George Orwell was right, the only part he got wrong was the date