Ive been tryin to get my sister to buy a Skud. She's currently throwin all the money in the entire World at a Volvo 850 T5. She bought it for

Welcome to Briskoda pittVRS

Sounds a bit like one of my sis's colleagues, who bought a "Fix It Again Toni", which lived up to the acronym, by costing her something like £1_000 a year in non-service repairs (and not consumables like tyres and zorsts either).

How very dare you! My tin tent and ovlov are the BJs knees!!!

Ovlovs are not 'uncool'... they are a serious bit of kit.. (in the T5 guise anyway, when *fettled* properly) do agree that Fiats are shiote , tho'... definately

How very dare you! My tin tent and ovlov are the BJs knees!!!

Suzi, you're supposed to introduce yerself properly you complete goober. (God, you always have to get it wrong!)

Only jokin love you realy big sis.

Hello and welcome to Briskoda All Torque Girl! :wave:

In keeping with tradition, are you cute?

Er, No she's my sister so no. EEEW!

Er, No she's my sister so no. EEEW!

Oy Bro! I am cute! And I can torque for myself! I would have no problems saying that you are cute, especially when I'm applying, on your behalf, to get you onto Bill Oddie's wildlife programmes!! Yo Bro, Luv ya x

Oy Bro! I am cute! And I can torque for myself! I would have no problems saying that you are cute, especially when I'm applying, on your behalf, to get you onto Bill Oddie's wildlife programmes!! Yo Bro, Luv ya x

ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ovlovs are not 'uncool'...

No, perhaps not (well, not to some people anyway) but they can be ugly. I have a neighbour with wife and three kids and he has 2x Volvo XC70 4x4s. Must cost him an absolute bomb to run.

Ugly pieces of kit too.

Dave

No, perhaps not (well, not to some people anyway) but they can be ugly. I have a neighbour with wife and three kids and he has 2x Volvo XC70 4x4s. Must cost him an absolute bomb to run.

Ugly pieces of kit too.

Dave

Oh I do hop that your neighbour hasn't read this, it kinda looks like you are calling him and his family 'ugly pieces of kit'!:eek:

Oh I do hop that your neighbour hasn't read this, it kinda looks like you are calling him and his family 'ugly pieces of kit'!:eek:

LOL. Well spotted. I had consumed a beer or two in a pub then walked home (!) before making the post.

The "ugly pieces of kit" I refer to are, of course, the XC70s.

Dave

Oil leaks, water leaks, money leaks, it's terrible ...... she thinks it looks nice and insists on trying to burn off every single warm to hot vehicle which dares to approach within 5 cm of her back bumper!

By "burn off" I assume you mean she keeps trying to wheelspin those vehicles that come within 5cm of her back bumper?

If she keeps that up then she will do the clutch in as well. Combining with the oil leaks, water leaks, etc. she will soon be all "torque" and no money. lol

Dave