... for being a Ch@v!!

Oh the shame!!

I walked Princess (my dog) along Exmouth beach this evening. For non locals it is a favourite spot for local barry boys to race up and down with their loud music and crappy exhausts.

Anyway 3 such cars went past revving it up in all their cars, and not to miss out I did the same. Basically there are speed bumps every few hundred yards and between them chance to accelerate to about 45mph.

Almost at the end of the strip when it turns out that the car behind had more than just blue leds in the washer jets - it was a police panda car. Blue lights, I pull over.

The Police officer comes up to me and starts shouting about what I had to prove etc. I apologised greatly and explained that I was being an a$$, I was not a boy racer type (and I quote ''My car is as Skoda intended'') and that I was very sorry. I also said I know better as I work at the CPS.

He let me off, and we had a bit of a laugh about it, mostly because of the CPS element.

On a plus last time my mum and I were pulled over (I wasn't wearing a seat belt) I walked into a road sign and was knocked to the floor. I had to spend 10 minutes in the car with my head in my hands trying to blink away the stars.

Don't ask me why I wasn't wearing a seat belt - It is the only time I have ever forgotten.

Don't ask me why I wasn't wearing a seat belt - It is the only time I have ever forgotten.

I can tell you why Emily wasn't wearing a seat belt. She hadn't forgotten. She was going through her rebellious teenage stage and was refusing to wear a seat belt. (Other kids take drugs - mine refused to wear a seat belt.:confused:) Being stopped by the police (and perhaps suffering a head injury from the road sign) seemed to make her come to her senses. She wore a seat belt after that. Perhaps her latest run in with the law will make her stop trying to impress silly kevs. If that doesn't work, perhaps someone can arrange for her to be hit on the head by a road sign.

perhaps someone can arrange for her to be hit on the head by a road sign.

could be arranged:chairs:

is that the first time you been picked up by the fuzz em??

If that doesn't work, perhaps someone can arrange for her to be hit on the head by a road sign.

Mum :(

I don't remember it like that. All I remember is getting out of the car and walking into the road sign. Then the officer spent ages flirting with you asking where in America you came from and asking why the car had L plates on when being driven by a full liscense holder.

Then I remember walking into the garage door :( :(

is that the first time you been picked up by the fuzz em??

Other than the road sign incident, never had a problem.

you are very lucky.....

i went through a phase of being stopped almost every day by the local *****tables..... i got so fed up with producing my documents that i photocopied my documents and left a copy at the local police station...... strange i never ever got stopped again (by the local lot anyway) after that

the officer spent ages flirting with you.

Well, you obviously remembered one important lesson from that incident, Emily: When you are pulled over by the police, flirt as hard as you can!

When you are pulled over by the police, flirt as hard as you can!

or run as fast as you can:rolleyes:

I had the same as you tom...

Young lad in a 306 with a TD engine, perfect for a 7 day wonder.. over and over and over again.

I don't understand - how you manage to take your dog for a walk in the car ?

I don't understand - how you manage to take your dog for a walk in the car ?

:rofl:

lmao emily, how do you turn these things into such comedy!! How the hell did you walk into a road sign? pmsl!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I don't understand - how you manage to take your dog for a walk in the car ?

Drive to beach...

Walk the dog...

Drive back

45mph? tut tut. Most of the damned ch4vs down there take those bumps at 45.

I had the same as you tom...Young lad in a 306 with a TD engine, perfect for a 7 day wonder.. over and over and over again.

LOL If you wanted to feel victimised you should have tried being 21 (looking 15) and driving the most stolen car in Britain at the height of the TWOCing craze.

'Walking the dog' isn't that a euphemism? Urban Dictionary: walk the dog

'Walking the dog' isn't that a euphemism? Urban Dictionary: walk the dog

PMSL!

isn't that a euphemism?

Talking of which, TeflonTom seems to have got away with his OK

Maybe that's why he's Teflon!

Are you a Ch4v? and did you answer the "what was you trying to prove?" question you was asked.

shocking behaviour:O

The dog made her do it. Can't get the right wind in the ears effect below 45mph

Emily your mother was with you in the car when it happened??? :orb_lol:

And Emilysmom, from the sounds of it, UK male cops sound easy to deal with if you're a woman....the same is the case in the UAE, but in Cyprus...ha...my sister always gets pulled over, she ALWAYS flirts with the cop and he ALWAYS gives her a ticket anyway

CPS??

C.h.a.v Posing in Skoda ??

CPS??

C.h.a.v Posing in Skoda ??

:rofl:

Talking of which, TeflonTom seems to have got away with his OK

Maybe that's why he's Teflon!

iwondered how long it would take sombody to notice what i'd said:)

now this i feel would calss as being owned

well done emily now slow down and be the sensible driver that a skoda owner should be

Oh dear! At least you were wearing a seat belt this time (werent you?)