........The Porsche Cayenne! One followed me today, and, boy, is that thing ugly. It must've fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then been attacked by the ugly farmer with his ugly stick!

Who designed the thing, Stevie Wonder?

Yuck......

Phil :confused:

Living in Essex, the place is full of them, It's like the xr3 generation grew up, but stayed tacky. If it's not Cayennes its other fashion statement cars that are just awful.

I rather like the Cayenne...wouldn't say it's that ugly, and it is one of the most competent vehicles both on and off road. And it would give an M5 a run for it's money on track...

Rob.

I saw a Cayenne burning its way around Oulton Park last Sept. It was giving it some beans, with a full car-load in, but I agree it's not pleasing to the eye - It just goes like stink! (although I'd rather have one of the red RS6's that were FLYING around there!)

[wonder if Geoff will provide a piccie? ]

They aren't that bad, they are better looking then any other School run wagon on the road IMHO. They sound lush though and the only better sound is the RS6 Audi.

remember seeing the doctor mobile cayenne at silverstone giving rides to the rich and famous from under the posh seats over by the pit lane, there were a couple of red rs6 avants doing the rounds as well. oh and the 911 gt3 pace car.

had to laugh, the pace driver had never even sat in a gt3 before that day, then he was thrshing it round the track with passengers... nut case ! didnt like the gaffa tape holding the light cables down either !

It can't be long now before we get Cayenne and X5 cabriolets as a sort of posing pram.

I agree on looks , the front looks like its just swallowed a Boxster from behind. Yuk!

VW Toureg looks far better ...

Dazz

And can be faster for a similar price

Yep, the Taureg looks OK. But the Cayenne still looks like a 911 balanced on top of a Transit to me.........

Phil

You lot are so shallow...

Rob.

You lot are so shallow...

Rob.

Yep. That's me. No hidden depths here.............

Phil :sofahide:

You lot are so shallow...

You should come to Essex mate, THATS SHALLOW!

And my VRs can keep up with one of them, Specially when he realised i was behind him, He slowed quite quickly too!

What is the fastest mpg you are allowed to do in pursuit on the motorway?

Over average how long does it take for a helo to arrive on the scene?

Are there any cars that have got away, if so what cars?

What is the fastest mpg you are allowed to do in pursuit on the motorway?

fast moving fuel consumption is taking over priorities of speed pursuit, god damn cost cutting!!!!!! :rotfl:

fast moving fuel consumption is taking over priorities of speed pursuit, god damn cost cutting!!!!!! :rotfl:

Whatever next, an Octy SDi Traffic car?

Well, stranger things have happened