Anther Glasgow post

[ianstu]

The muslim terrorists being cared for at glasgow royal infirmary are complaining that all they are getting fed is haggis, neeps & tatties.

what the f~~k do they expect, its a BURNS unit.

and on the subject of Robert Burns here's his latest

'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots

Oor Johnny walked one day

When he saw a sicht that troubled him

Far more that he could say

A fanatic muslim *******

Wiz doin what he'd planned

And intae Glesca's departure hall

A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis

Came forward tae assist

He thocht "a wumman driver"

Or at least someone half-p#ssed

But to his shock nae drunken Jock

Emerged to grasp his hand

But a flamin Arab loony

Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case

Had set hissel' on fire

And swung oot at the polis

GBH was his desire

Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried

And sallied tae the fray

A left hook and a heid butt

Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden

Yir sort's nae wanted here

For imported Asian radicals

Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians

Will have nae bluidy truck

So tak yer worldwide jihad

An get yersel tae F***

[sam_b]

They are getting fed??? Why? A bullet in the brain is food enough for these idiots. Let them go to their special heaven and the virgins supposedly awaiting their arrival.

However, what they would do with the virgins is beyond me :P

[cheezemonkhai]

[vRS Carl]

Apparantly the press got the name wrong of one of them.

His real name is Singe Majeep

[sam_b]

The special heaven thing made me consider the assumptions of the muslim terrorists. Assuming that the "Martyrs" do get to go to the special heaven and have numerous virgins awaiting them, how exactly does this develop further.

I'm sure these guys thoughts towards the virgins are less than honourable, otherwise why seek the virgins. And once they play out their fantasies, the virgins will not be virgins anymore, what now??

Where would they find a never ending supply of virgins??

And what about the poor souls who come late to the party, with all the virgins now being non-virgins...what are they going to tell them..."Sorry son, the virgins are exhausted, we can let you have that one for a 100 quid an hour"

Puzzling situation that... I need a beer

[TeflonTom]

why bother with prison.... just drop off em down the butney with terrorist stamped on thier head and let the people deal with them

[octav.ed]

virgins would be no good to them with their c0cks blown off...

[sam_b]

virgins would be no good to them with their c0cks blown off...

Yea...but who would tell them that . Poor guys...finally lay their hands on a virgin (and I'm sure they are out of virgins up there, they just introduce them to nice ladies from bangkok), and the SOB realises "damn my balls were vaporised in that suicide bomb attack"

[DaveHarries]

Hahahahaha. Love the rhyme.

Dave

[richie]

Very good, made me chuckle :P