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22 July, 200718 yr

Halfrauds

Main stealer

Sh*tfit

little thief

anyone got any more motoring sayings!!

22 July, 200718 yr

Skud mobile (skoda mobile!)

23 July, 200718 yr

Parcel Farce

23 July, 200718 yr

Sainsbug's

Sh4twest (after theiving my meagre student finances :( )

23 July, 200718 yr

bloody skoda drivers Wan**rs the lot of them! lol

I drive a skoda too DO NOT BE OFFENDED

23 July, 200718 yr

"a load of Barclays.....":rofl:

23 July, 200718 yr

Fix It Again Tony

Fix Or Repair Daily

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Au'tin (works best if said in a West of Scotland accent)

All Agro

...

24 July, 200718 yr

had one never do it again. (honda)

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Popped into my local Skoda dealer service dept, to see if their laser alignment equipment had been repaired. Saw there were some nice Skoda pins on the desk, asked if could have one and was offered the drinks bottle as well. Haven’t tried it in the cup holder yet though.
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History is that since the coilovers were done, the front-left top mount has aways creaked on turning; classic top mount sound of juddering movement. I've tried rotating the spring a little in case that's a difference but I need to do try some more just to make sure I haven't forgotten anything. In the meantime, the front right has developed a creak which is different. It's a heavier creaky rubber feel to it which is triggered on minor movement/weight shift. Going over speedbumps obviously makes
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