Top tips to help in everyday life

[Moose]

Lets share some tips that no-one tells you about, that everyone should know and understand, but no-one has the time to tell others about. Well, lets break that silence and share useful bits of info.

My additions:

Don't try and do a weekly shop in a convertible, it simply will not fit ( :thumbdwn: )

Don't go sideways round a roundabout infront of a marked police car, you will get pulled over ( )

[oilburninnut]

love a lot, trust a few ,but allways paddle your own canoe

[VRSDanny]

You can go through gatsos faster than the speed limit if your faceing them as there not allowed to flash you in the face - (only applies to certain cameras)

Unless u know about this kinda thing - wouldnt reccomend trying it.

[expostmanpat]

Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less **** you have to eat

[RobClubley]

Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less **** you have to eat

I like that, but it appears the swear filter has broken :eek:

[Nud748]

All your problems can be fixed - except when your heart stops for good, then its not your problem any more

[Guest parsko]

Never wipe your ar5e with a broken bottle

[m17rkj]

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Robert Byrne

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

Anton Chekhov

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

C. S. Lewis

Mark

[Chris GB]

You cant polish a turd.

If it feels good, do it.

Whoever you vote for the government gets in.

Chris

[joenitro]

love a lot, trust a few ,but allways paddle your own canoe

Aaaaaargggh, where DOES that saying come from?

There's a stupid transport company based in Gloucestershire that has that ridiculous slogan slapped on ALL of their vehicles and it drives me insane!!!!

Please help!

[expostmanpat]

I like that, but it appears the swear filter has broken :eek:

But not, it would appear, the all seeing eye of Big Brother, with the power to edit peoples posts as they see fit, what a service we get for £12 a year:rolleyes:

[mac67]

Dance like there's no one watching

Love like it will never hurt

Sing like there is no one listening

Live like there's no tomorrow

Drive like you stole it

Break wind like your life depended on it

[Aspman]

Never put lipstick on a pig.

It wastes your time and annoys the pig

[philc]

Don't get caught!

Phil

[andypandypoos]

not so much a top tip, but a general life view: **** 'em

Life is like a **** sandwich, the more bread you have, the less **** you have to eat

you'll still have the same amount of **** to eat, but the ****/bread ration has changed so that you probably end up eating smaller portions of **** for a longer period of time, which could be bad for the soul

[marksmeth]

The stupid transport company you're after is Smiths, they have that saying plastered all over their vehicles! Based in Eastington, south gloucestershire.hope that helps:thumbup:

[Petr]

What other people think about me is none of my business.

[Gillywibble]

Don't eat yellow snow.