There is not a word of a lie in any of this post.

A few months ago I was in a flat out race with a porsche 911 carrera 4. We were going as fast as we could, and I won.

We pulled into a petrol station neck and neck, and stopped alongside each other. I put in my 40 litres, he had to do over 60 litres. There was nothing he could do as I pulled away from him like he was standing still.

Because he was standing still.

^

No one here is actually claiming that it's the fastest car ever and that they regularly see off enzo's, evo's, scooby's or even fabia 2.0's

It's simply people who love their cars and feel good when they surprise the odd t*ss bag in a **** car which was 'averagely' fast in the mid 90s.

Then the 'righteous' ones come along and moan about people enjoying their experiences - bang on cue. People here obviously aren't going to talk about how crap their car is compared to cars which cost between 30 and 100k.

Not that i'm getting annoyed of course

I live in the fens and can't partake in this wonderful sport :grumpy:

Me too :(

Did this to a new cooper s uphill in my very standard looking remapped pd100 now 155!

Thought he was gonna chase me home and stab me!!!

Don't fret, that wouldn't happen. He'd have nowhere to store a big knife, certainly wouldn't fit in the boot!:haha:

No one here is actually claiming that it's the fastest car ever

Actually it’s quite well known around here that my Octavia is!:P

and for the record my vrs DID embarrass an evo,a couple of skylines and a few 200sx's not so long back,i am not making it up,its just people assume i am,i know they were trying for several reasons one of which being the 100+ mph speeds,there was another loony in a fabia there who wasted them too,and he is on here as well:thumbup:

Me too :(

There is only one slight hill where I learnt to drive to do hill starts on

Even then it's more of a 10ft long slight incline!