This is awful but the first thing I thought of was Arsenal's Eduardos horribly bent ankle after that tackle by Taylor

Don't google images unless you have a reasonable stomach!

His wife tried to park it but got it completely wrong?

Looks like the results of an encounter with a CTR to me. I hate to think what state the CTR is in

Chris

I think that it's going to appear on that Wrecks to Riches programme on telly , and end up way over budget , then the punter wont buy it...