A few minor changes. Any problems let me know.

Any problems let me know.

Colin,

It appears i was either bitten or stung by some sort of insect whilst i was on holiday.

I now have a rather painfull swollen area on my left calf.

Can you help ?

Although not qualified in medcine I can recommend a couple of bottols of whiskey.

Consume one and aquire pen knife remove bite stuff.

Consume 50% of second and use other 50% on wound...

Actually don't do that at all anybody nobody...it bloody hurts.

Although not qualified in medcine I can recommend a couple of bottols of whiskey.

Consume one and aquire pen knife remove bite stuff.

Consume 50% of second and use other 50% on wound...

Actually don't do that at all anybody nobody...it bloody hurts.

You've been watching Rambo again?