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'Extraordinary man' - One for the ladies....


Leeland

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And any blokes who fancy a laugh, found on another forum, sounds like a really

interesting and grounded bloke, can't think why he's single.

Girls, sorry goddesses, remember, he's going to be a billionair (next year), he's

had his teeth whitened and he doesn't wear socks in his sandles:thumbup::D

Smart, Sexy, Spiritual Goddess Desired for Awesome Relationship with Extraordinary Man:rofl:

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Some of my favourite quotes :

'Her life is dedicated to making this world a better place,'

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Her mind is frequently peaceful'

'She does not have too many unwelcome thoughts'

'She has the quality of childlike innocence'

'She receives guidance directly from God, and she follows this Spirit '

'She is well educated, with at least a bachelor's degree'

'If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length.':eek::rofl:

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I was expecting him to come out in his biography and say he used to play in goal for Coventry, and now only wears turquoise. :rofl:

Tell you what, why not wait until you ARE a billionaire, then moor your yacht off Little Cayman and wait for the laydeez to swim aboard. 'Till then, put some makeup over your lifted eyelids and either wet-shave your head, or get some Regaine... :P

(Says me :o )

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