How about a Alfa Romeo of some sort?

That should keep him consitantly entertained with guess the problem today?

How about an explosive device around his nether regions which will self-destruct if he changes his car in any period less than 12 months - that might have a salutory effect

Can certainly rule out a Volvo 340 - look at the wheels on that !

Lada Riva estate, in Beige with the Bakelite steering wheel

Your new car Brimma

Your new car Brimma

Not unless that's a negative, Chris - it's gotta be black, then made even more black

It just might be a Wartburg

Was this the young Damian, ? The omens were there even at that at age

A Marina has to be in the running surely....

A Marina has to be in the running surely....

Nope :-

A Marina has to be in the running surely....

yeah thats the spirit , or serious lack of it , motoring pasta with no sauce:rofl:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Now that's a car that's going to force you into other interests.

Nope, definitely not the Astra idea!

we gotta dumb it down guys , occdd is a serious problem on many forums , and what if its contagious , think , if you saw it coming you would still step off the kerb.

whats that diahatsu diesel thing , top gear hated

Right, I have narrowed the list down a bit:

Top Ten Worst-Ever Cars IMotor Magazine | Business | Sky News

we gotta dumb it down guys , occdd is a serious problem on many forums , and what if its contagious , think , if you saw it coming you would still step off the kerb.

whats that diahatsu diesel thing , top gear hated

Think any Daihatsu will do the job, for a few month at least

Right, I have narrowed the list down a bit:

Top Ten Worst-Ever Cars IMotor Magazine | Business | Sky News

ooops we must have got most of these already , that confirms it , the ital estate gets my vote but a brown or beige 1

That Dignitas clinic in Switzerland gets my vote... let's club together to send him there, for his own good?

Either that or lock him in a room till he is cured, but don't leave him with his phone, credit/debit cards and access to the web

Either that or lock him in a room till he is cured, but don't leave him with his phone, credit/debit cards and access to the web

oi ya miserable buggers , its an affliction , have some compassion, we will cure him , everyday in everyway and all that guff.

sim, do a vote thingy please mate ,

i vote ital estate , lets have some more options and settle this "damo cratically," god i'm good lol.

not an estate granted , but Allegros have been modified

oi ya miserable buggers , its an affliction , have some compassion, we will cure him , everyday in everyway and all that guff.

sim, do a vote thingy please mate ,

i vote ital estate , lets have some more options and settle this "damo cratically," god i'm good lol.

Failing that we could make him an strict ultimatum not to buy another car or lose an important body part, then he'd have the sword of Damocles hanging over him

Forgive me a moment, but is this quite smart ?

not an estate granted , but Allegros have been modified

yeah and its still totally awful , you cant polish a ..allegro as they say.

:rofl:

I knew I could count on you lot for serious cures to my addiction

Cheers

Damian

sorry im new here. whats going on?

sorry im new here. whats going on?

Hello! :wave:

You seriously don't want to know - trust me!

Methinks Simbo knows more about Action Man than is good for him

I didn't know Action Man had a chopper - they were never that realistic when I was a lad.

Maybe it was a special editon in West Yorkshire only - Sheep Farming Action Man, complete with sheep and wellingtons :confused:

Edited 22 August, 200916 yr by Brimma