oh good call , or maybe the 1 with the boot , a belmont but only 1300cc and a crap colour

Nothing wrong with a 1300cc belmont mk2

Not been on for a while so only just seen this thread...... There really is no-one like our Damian.

I can defo confirm that the astra idea is a no-goer..... This is the guy who even modded his Zafira the other year with big alloys, full bodykit & lowered!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

I think i've found just the car for him..... Not sure how easy they are to find on piston heads or auto trader though........ He'd save money on alloys as he'd only need to buy two.... Don't think there are any lowering kits, brake upgrades, body kits or remaps available either.

Cheers

Dave.

Edited 22 August, 200916 yr by WaveyDavey

What about one of these?

The only worth while modification would be crushing it!

Methinks Simbo knows more about Action Man than is good for him

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And I thought Simbo would have been into plastic Barbie dolls:rotz:

This is getting silly now. It's time to land the killer blow...

This is getting silly now. It's time to land the killer blow...

Think damo will find some sort of modification for it

Think damo will find some sort of modification for it

And it would defeat the object due to import costs :rotz:

Must be a Sinclair C5 lying about somewhere - the boot would be big big enough to take his iphone:D

But oh no - I've just found this

Back to the drawing board

I was going to suggest a Rover SD1, till I saw this:

This is getting silly now. It's time to land the killer blow...

Killer blow failed:

Hows about a VW thing

ROFL at that Pontiac effort. Now it reminds me of a BMW X6! What is the matter with these divs?

is a moggy minor too retro , what about a kia picanto.

is a moggy minor too retro , what about a kia picanto.

yep kia is ok , thats still bleedin awful

Pete I think the easiest way would be to take Damo's license off him and cut it up, so he can't drive

Pete I think the easiest way would be to take Damo's license off him and cut it up, so he can't drive

Ahh, but that wouldn't stop him buying something, then modifying it and leaving it to look at, now would it? :rubchin: :P

Steve

Ahh, but that wouldn't stop him buying something, then modifying it and leaving it to look at, now would it? :rubchin: :P

Steve

we need him to buy a car so awful ,he cant get it better or finish it , no matter what he does with it, he wont be able to finish it so wont need to change it.

Rolls Royce Phantom? Surely you wouldn't want / need to do ANYTHING to that?

we need him to buy a car so awful ,he cant get it better or finish it , no matter what he does with it, he wont be able to finish it so wont need to change it.

I have a feeling that doesn't actually exist though! You can do stuff to any car, no matter how utterly awful it may appear

I have a feeling that doesn't actually exist though! You can do stuff to any car, no matter how utterly awful it may appear

thats good tho , he will be perpetually locked in , never able to finish and never able to , improve it in any way, like that dude pushing the rock up a hill., never gets it right , tries forever and ever and wont change his car again , because it will never be finished.

But he's selling the Octy before it gets anywhere near finished, so logic has failed :P

In any case, define 'finished'. What is one man's finished is another's beginning. Or something

How about this:

Think he's had one of those

But he's selling the Octy before it gets anywhere near finished, so logic has failed :P

In any case, define 'finished'. What is one man's finished is another's beginning. Or something

ok , before it looks bloody lovely like his sport or vrs, he's bored i suppose , no polishing left , which i why i graciously offered him mine to do.

no challenge for him left , allegro or ital is not do able full stop , its always bleurghhhhh

what about this then , even damo would'nt get it to shine .

damo , if this is good mate , let me know its local so i can check it out for you.

get it and take simeon out in it .