How funny is this!

Looks better in red......

How funny is this!

I think this guy's being a bit optomistic!

500 BHP Skoda Octavia vRS!!

my god! how big is that image? I have been waiting ages for it to down load

at the little vRS in the bottom right hand corner... looks like a cross between a vRS and a New York taxi

"double bed boot".

Fantastic photoshop job on the numberplate there. I think, in hindsight, I might prefer the cake

I think this guy's being a bit optomistic!

500 BHP Skoda Octavia vRS!!

He forgot one thing

---Modifications Done ---

1. IHI Stage 3 Hybrid turbo.

2. Tubular equal length Exhaust manifold

3 . Milltek special edition 3" high flow cat back exhaust.

4 .Tarox 10 pot brake system front and G88 system at the rear

5 . Spec Stg 3+ clutch assembly

6 . Quaiffe ATB

7 . Special high flow Intake manifold

8 . Strenthened engine block with uprated pistons, rods, crank etc

9 . Worked Engine head.

10 . Uprated fueling system.

11 . Bilstein B16-PSS10 full adjustable suspension system

12 . H&R uprated ARB's

13 . H&R Spacers

14 . Complete Powerflex polyurethene bushes

15. 90 RON Petrol

"double bed boot".

Yeah, that was what got me too; I know the boot is big, but I couldn't lie in it, and I'm only 5' 9.5" tall. That aside, I love the non-Elven Safety aspects of the ad!

"double bed boot".

Got me thinking that one too...

Also it only has 150 bhp!!?? lol

Also it only has 150 bhp!!?? lol

And only got the 16" spiders like the Estate vRS's over here.

Although it does seem to have rain sensors and an Mp3 playing stereo which I don't think you could get over here :confused:

And only got the 16" spiders like the Estate vRS's over here.

Although it does seem to have rain sensors and an Mp3 playing stereo which I don't think you could get over here :confused:

It says rain sensors there in the spec list.

Suppose 150 bhp will be faster than most anything else over there!

Apparently the fuel quality isn't good enough for the 180bhp version

Apparently the fuel quality isn't good enough for the 180bhp version

Oh yeh... that'll be it!

Wonder how often you will need to change the fuel filter on it!

Like I say though probably one of the fastest cars on the road over there!

Phil

A thousand apologies O great white sahibs for such absurd things that happen in our inferior land.

A thousand apologies O great white sahibs for such absurd things that happen in our inferior land.

I should think so to, now give us our feckin call centre's back but you can keep Jaguar There's nothing wrong with the comments here, it's just funny to us to see a Mk1 vRS advertised like this, the Comment about fuel is valid, but if you think indian fuel is bad try the ****e in the US.

PS, What makes you think we are all white ......... your being racist mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, Back to Punkerwahllering please my good colonial gentleman, I will take my tiffin at 4pm next to the elephants

Edited 27 August, 200916 yr by Fluffmeister

do you think so to or too and I am sorry sahib I have looked up feckin and collonial but my inferior dictionary does not show them so if you could please explain what they mean

ah I see you changed it to colonial I thought my poor Indian dictionary was lacking...

sorry double post

Edited 27 August, 200916 yr by vu2gte
double post

ah I see you changed it to colonial I thought my poor Indian dictionary was lacking...

Sorry, a thousand apologies my racially challenged friend, I was typing left handed and it is now corrected for you.

What is the problem with the comments?

In the UK the car is an old model - True

In the UK our fuel is of a higher quality - True

Can you fit a double bed in the boot of a mk1 - No - False

Now get off your high elephant and take a chill pill, or would you like me to start making apologies for things that happened during the time of the Raj as well.

:rofl:

Don't upset him any more Tony. Im on the phone to More Than at the moment and the call centre might get closed

Carl:thumbup:

Oh sir I apologise if I made you angry with my posts and also coming and kidnapping your call centres, as for buying Land Rover and Jaguar and Tetley etc that was awfully cheeky of us and you are absolutely right to get angry. Please do not think that I am angry at any of the posts did I give you that impression, then I "make apologies"

Oh sir I apologise if I made you angry with my posts and also coming and kidnapping your call centres, as for buying Land Rover and Jaguar and Tetley etc that was awfully cheeky of us and you are absolutely right to get angry. Please do not think that I am angry at any of the posts did I give you that impression, then I "make apologies"

Stop being so touchy

Mr ROOMY M. SHROFF

of

2502 HILLA TOWERS B WING,

121 DR. S.S. RAO RD.

MUMBAI 400012,

INDIA

Or I will send you a poo in a jiffy bag, it will be pretty rank by the time it get's there. Nobody is making negative comments about India, as I mentioned in my posts above it's surprising to us the way it is advertised.

In the UK our laws would not allow the advertising openly of things like "Recaro" style seats, they are Recaro or they are not. Some advertising of products in india, in particular regarding things like motorcycles is amazingly funny.

Double bed boot, please explain to us what that means?

is there anything in my posts to suggest that I am "touchy"? Kannst du nicht lesen herr Meister. I also am really impressed that you were able to use google / qrz to unearth my name and postal address, I hope your head does not hurt after all that exertion . Thanks for the offer, we dont need it but if you run short of food you could recycle it. Advertisements are normally meant for the local people and it is a culture thing and your not being able to fathom that is understandable do not worry about it most probably it will dawn on you give it a couple of decades or so. As I happen to be a citizen of India and the UK this cross cultural understanding comes a bit easier. Btw Skoda is European and you should maybe find out from them if you cant wait the 20 odd years.

Yeah, that was what got me too; I know the boot is big, but I couldn't lie in it, and I'm only 5' 9.5" tall. That aside, I love the non-Elven Safety aspects of the ad!

I guess they mean the double level flat floor like our estates?

However, many years ago I had a car where the back of the rear seat folded back into the boot and the front seats moved forward and tilted back to meet the squab of the back seat. Now that WAS a double bed. The name of the car? say it softly - the Austin Maxi.