This is what they mean when they say,

Do it by the book - the real meaning of Haynes instructions

Just as funny is this link Lucas - Prince of Darkness - Lucas Electrical Humor Jokes

LOL'd

All true!

Haynes: Prise away plastic locating pegs...

Translation: Snap off...

Funny translation!!!

That's kind of a re-post. It was possibly copied and pasted onto this thread.

Briskoda.net/off-topic-chit-chat - The Real Haynes manuals

Quality! Sounds like too many of my early attempts to change an RS turbo clutch on my own!

Sorry gents - this one's that old that there should be some reference to Hannibal and getting elephants to lift legs using a mallet etc - so not just a pearoast , but a total BBQ of roast P.:rotz::rotz:

There is one rule that they have missed. I'm not sure who wrote it.

“All car problems can be solved with two things - Duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, you need Duct tape. And if it doesn’t move and it should, you need WD40.”