Laydeeees an' gen'lemen. I present to you, quite possibly, the most pretentious drivel ever

It happened in the blink of an eye. Before, you never believed. Because you never saw. But things have changed. You have uncovered a trail that leads from the ordinary to the extraordinary.

Now there’s no turning back. You’ve picked a scent that starts where the road ends. Shhh… you hear an echo. Maybe. Or maybe you just heard an answer to the questions you never dared to ask.

You may whisper. Or just hear the silence. You may open your eyes or you may open your mind. Or you may just breathe in this moment. A moment where secrets open the door and ask you to come in.

Perhaps you are wiser now. About shadows that disappear with the dawn. Or about signs that speak a different language. But today, more than anything, you’ve unravelled a mystery that no longer is.

It's from an official Skoda Yeti catalogue. If you don't believe me (and I wouldn't blame you) here's the proof

Urrgh! Fingers down throat time!

Why are marketing departments allowed to get away with this nonsense?

And to think they even get paid to write such drivel.

What were they on?

And to think they even get paid to write such drivel.

What were they on?

Well quite.

Hang your collective heads in shame Skoda marketing department.

Hang. Your. Heads.

Pure Poetry!... Just like the Yeti itself.

Pure Poetry!... Just like the Yeti itself.

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For the dreamer in us all...

Are you sure it wasn't about Nick and Dave though

That sounds like something Troy Queef would come out with.

But surely, when you read the posts of a lot of the Yeti owners, you realise that that quote isn't that far off the mark

From a humble, but very proud, Octavia owner :'(

What Stephen Fry has been known to describe as "pure arse gravy"

Laydeeees an' gen'lemen. I present to you, quite possibly, the most pretentious drivel ever

It happened in the blink of an eye. Before, you never believed. Because you never saw. But things have changed. You have uncovered a trail that leads from the ordinary to the extraordinary.

Now there’s no turning back. You’ve picked a scent that starts where the road ends. Shhh… you hear an echo. Maybe. Or maybe you just heard an answer to the questions you never dared to ask.

You may whisper. Or just hear the silence. You may open your eyes or you may open your mind. Or you may just breathe in this moment. A moment where secrets open the door and ask you to come in.

Perhaps you are wiser now. About shadows that disappear with the dawn. Or about signs that speak a different language. But today, more than anything, you’ve unravelled a mystery that no longer is.

It's from an official Skoda Yeti catalogue. If you don't believe me (and I wouldn't blame you) here's the proof

I was gonna ask if I could have some of what you're having - then I read the end bit! Doh!

I love it - tongue in cheek, some of the best.