SOOOOO many jokes....................... :p

SOOOOO many jokes.......................

David, Please exercise some self restraint

Can someone set up auto locking when you move off, on Vagcom on the Fabia?

Edited 7 September, 201015 yr by Skodaboy1983

Can someone set up auto locking when you move off, on Vagcom on the Fabia?

Dunno has anybody got Vagcom?

someone with vag com is handy! duno if anyone can do it :S

gibber gibber...................... :p :moon:

sorry Michael

Edited 7 September, 201015 yr by vRS Dovit

Can someone set up auto locking when you move off, on Vagcom on the Fabia?

1st gear......

lift foot from clutch...

once cars moving...reach over and lock the doors

Job done

Or...vagcom might do it :p

make sure you LOCK and dont just pull the handle then disapper out the door n skid along the road

1st gear......

lift foot from clutch...

once cars moving...reach over and lock the doors

Job done

Or...vagcom might do it :p

Or even better still lock the doors when we get in

What's the best time to meet at Hermi at?

Last time it was 16:30 we met at Hermiston, but seeing you're tagging along, lets say 2pm so you can catch up :p

True it will take me a couple of hours to get to hermi from the house so I better leave at lunchtime then.

Cool will see you at 4.30pm then.

Gives me a excuse to nip into Halfords for some millers diesel eco-max.

As a Newbie to this Forum can I just say, some of you are either very cool or in need of urgent Psychiatric assistance.My sides are still sore from laughing.As a matter of interest Mike that mince looks high quality,is it Lean Low Fat or dare I ask some other kind???? Looking forward to Sunday`s meet with some trepidation!!!

Fergi

As a Newbie to this Forum can I just say, some of you are either very cool or in need of urgent Psychiatric assistance.

Ferg...we're a bit of both

Thought you would've worked that out from the last meet...

At least you fit in well too though :p

As a Newbie to this Forum can I just ask, that mince looks high quality, is it Lean Low Fat or dare I ask some other kind????

Could be!

Shshshshshshshhhh!

Edited 8 September, 201015 yr by Mike B

I dont think i can make this one peps. Am away to Doncaster for the weekend . BUT i will see when i get back if am on time for the meet

There may be a chance that i will actually make my first appearance at the meet.

A few conditions,

No chavs,

No silly driving,

and no numpty members who bore the $ h i t e out of us all weasel ! :p

That is all

#1 Check, Johnny will leave the Burberry cap at home! (Dovit, No shell suit either!)

#2 Check, At the meet, Yes. On the way there, I'll make no promises

#3 Ahh! Fecked then, Maybe another time possibly?

Failing that come along, Bite your bottom lip and fight your primordial desire to injure and maim, And revel in the 'Banter' and the 'Man Love'

Ah *******s , how am i meant to turn the car around when i drive past the car park then? :p

Everyone is up for a good laugh and i end up getting slagged cause im special

i end up getting slagged cause im special

That you are Craig, That you are!

Remember to bring your crayons this time!

And his "drool proof" paper

Oh and Mike, can you bring something to put on the end of his crayon's this time..................dont want him poking himself in the eye.............again

Still trying to get my shift covered for sunday :(

Edited 9 September, 201015 yr by vRS Dovit

Henceforth Craig shall be known as Ruprecht!

CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved that film

Ruprecht lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Edited 9 September, 201015 yr by vRS Dovit

Everybody still set for Sunday then

Dovit, you pulled a sickie yet ??

I'm hoping to give the car a wee clean so it looks respectable for its first meet