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Nissan Juke

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If I was still in my 20s and could afford one, I’d definitely consider one, chuck a bike rack on it and set off into the wilderness…………………..well some hilly bits up in Scotland. I really like that Nissan hasn’t built yet another boring Euro-box. Perhaps it’s a bit like the BMW Bangle cars, you either love them or hate them, but I guess we get to see a lot more Bangle BMWs than Jukes, so perhaps I am desensitised :D

When I first saw these I thought the front-end just looks like one of those Lamborghini humvee attempts. The bulging eyes surrounded by black

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Can't say I'd want one, I like my 4x4's to look rugged and capable, not like some sci-fi movie reject.

I did actually see one the other day and it did make me want to look at it more, but ultimately I was disgusted by it's odd looks. Probably a good car though, better than a Focus I guess!

I've seen a few of these jukes now and they are bloody ugly, god knows what the designers were thinking with this one !

I've seen a few of these jukes now and they are bloody ugly, god knows what the designers were thinking with this one !

TBH- only seen the ass end of one that was enough - if it was out of a horse -it should have been shot .

I'd advise all Yeti owners NOT to buy, or even look at, the comparison of crossover vehicles in What Car this month

The Yeti comes in 2nd................and guess what's 1st..................... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Not seen one on the road yet but from the advert and press release pics i have seen they look more like micras on steroids

There is something called the Tiida (no idea how you are supposed to say that)

I usually say "basmati rice". ;)

saw one today and it looks like some Nissan designer saw a Subaru and went "OOOO we want four sets of BIIIG round lights at the front" then ran out of room to fit the headlights on even after driving it into a brick wall to make the front end and BIIIIG as possible so had to stick two teeeeny weeeny Halfords lights onto the top of the bonner to make up for it.

dunno how you are supposed to see anything directly in front of you at traffic lights - think even a Chavillac Pikeyscalade Footballer Bling special 4x4 fakeroader has a smaller front!

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oh jesus im gonna puke, so is the cat!!!!

That brings a new meaning to F***ing Ugly!!!

Have Skoda owners never heard the phrase about people in glass houses?

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Just realised what Toyota's Emina flushed out -a big pile of Sh**t

Have Skoda owners never heard the phrase about people in glass houses?

Physician, first heal yourself! ;)

I test drove one the other day, and I must say for just shy of 15k ( comparable with a Polo with similar spec.) I was very impressed.

Looks are subjective of course, but I like them, although they must be in a proper colour to diguise some of the awkward curves ( metallic burgundy-ish looks well )

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FFS before this piccy i didnt think they could make it any worse. Well i was WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

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