Beware! Oncoming sports cliches,,,,

[spinna]

I’m new to this weightlifting jargon.

But it gets my attention, when legitimately in 2 sentences, they mention snatch, nailed, cleaned and jerked…….

“….Smith was fourth after the snatch, with a lift of 90kg, having failed twice at a new British best attempt of 93kg.

The 18-year-old nailed her second attempt at 121kg in the clean and jerk, to wild applause from the home fans at the ExCel Arena.

”

[KenONeill]

And the Monagasques are clearly over the Moon at that, having all, even the goalkeeper, taken hat-tricks against Team GB England at Wembley!

What; a man can dream can't he?

[John N]

WOMENS BUTTERFLY........... Sounds like a euphemism for something else.

[@Lee]

he shot his load twice, and hit the target with both barrels.

[spinna]

"Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance ‘debilitating’ drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance." - Eddie Izzard

[@Lee]

welcome to the 1500 metre's semi-final. the Moroccan is looking good, as is the Afghan and the ****stani, but for me it's got to be the Lebanese wooooooooow mannnnnnnnnn