Blurt III - Daisy's Revenge

[RainbowFire]

Greetings, Professor Falken.

Hello, Joshua.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

 

 

 

How about a nice game of chess?

[@Lee]

great film ^^^

[RainbowFire]

There's a Spanish train that runs between Guadalquivir and old Saville, and at dead of night the whistle blows, and people hear she's running still.........

[Jim H]

War, Huh, What is it good for?

 

 

Absolutely Nothing.

[RainbowFire]

Verba ita sunt intelligenda ut res magis valeat quam pereat

[richie]

No more work.................................................................................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Till September 10th :sun:

[RainbowFire]

Time off for good behaviour?

[richie]

Time off for good behaviour?

Some thing like that......  Not that I'll be missed

[RainbowFire]

Ah, so this will be the beginning of "Action Month" then, when everything the could happen will happen :p :p

[richie]

Ah, so this will be the beginning of "Action Month" then, when everything the could happen will happen :p :p

If it does, I won't be in the UK after Sunday

[richie]

Did you hear about the lizard who couldn't get a boner??????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He had "a reptile dysfunction"

Edited 8 August, 2014 by richie

[RainbowFire]

Monday, Monday, you can't come quick enough! :p

[Jim H]

Do planes aquacar?

[@Lee]

I bumped into Bonnie Tyler and asked her out for coffee. She said she doesn't like Starbucks or Costa.

 

I think she's holding out for a Nero.

[richie]

Well, never thought I'd see the day!! A DIESEL car being advertised on US TV!! The new Golf TDi!! :yes:

[Latte]

I finally figured out how to interface my laptop to my car!

I have fitted drive by wire throttle, brakes and steering so now my trusty PC can intercept and override all my poor decisions and ensure I take the right action whilst driving.

Take the other day. I was cruising at 98 mph on the M93 when the thick fog cleared for one moment to reveal all 3 lanes of standing traffic 50 metres in front!

Well normally standing on the brakes and heaving the steering left would slow and veer the car but not in mine now!

The trusty PC intercepted and overrode the signals from the mashed brake pedal and spun steering with a pleasant bong and displayed the warning message;

"This will end your cruising session abruptly and commence turning and deceleration. Are you sure? Y/ N."

Well before I could even move the cursor i'd smashed cleanly into the rear of a Scammel car transporter.

The PC had therefore saved me from premature brake disc wear, and a possible skid!

I look forward to getting behind the wheel again soon when the plaster casts come off.

[uncle bulgaria]

Having a stay at home holiday. Like a go away holiday except when SWMBO nags about broken fixings I've got no excuse about not having tools to fix them!!!

[SkodaTC]

Multi-task?

 

Just how many things do you want me to get wrong at the same time?!?

[Jim H]

I've decided to sell my Hoover...
 
...well, it was just collecting dust.
 
 
**Tim Vines winning joke at Edinburgh Fringe**

[RainbowFire]

^^^^^ yeah the judges must have had a few too many sherbets by then though.

[uncle bulgaria]

It's humpday in a week where i don't need it!

[@Lee]

I've been playing a game I downloaded about 80's music but I'm stuck on Level 42 :(

[SkodaTC]

True story:

 

Daughter - Hi Mum, you should see my new flat, it's got a walk-in wardrobe!

Mrs SkodaTC - Cool, where did you get that from?

Daughter - What the flat?

Mrs SkodaTC - No, the wardrobe.

Daughter - ...it's part of the flat.

 

Me: ?!?!?! WTF.

[uncle bulgaria]

Similar to conversations with my elderly father!

 

Me: Dad what kind of soup do you like?

Dad: Soup?

Me: Yep.... 

Dad: Fruit

 

 

Anyone recommend a recipe?

[@Lee]

Does the 'three second rule' apply to soup?