Blurt III - Daisy's Revenge

[RainbowFire]

 

LOL!! It's fecking AWESOME!!!

 

Well, that's a *bit* better :p :p

[Jim H]

I've just landed myself a job in Methane factory ...........

 

 

 

 

 

I FART NEXT MONDAY !

[richie]

What is it with Hampshire and Skoda vRS's........................ They're every where

[@Lee]

Knock knock;

Who's there?

The grammar police!

The grammar police who?

*sigh* The grammar police whom

[Brimma]

43 my arse!

[SkodaTC]

Eyebrow demisting kit - would suit cowboy or fish-farmer.  Unwanted gift.  £15 ONO

[richie]

AR5E!! Just let SWMBO drive the new vRS Octi!! Last time she did that she crashed it....................

 

 

 

 

 

(Please note the crash was in no way her fault!! Fecking thieving piekey wan.......................!!)

Edited 16 April, 2014 by richie

[richie]

Car and more importantly, SWMBO back home and all good

[@Lee]

43 my arse!

I'm sincerely glad I wasn't 69 on monday.

[RainbowFire]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ikea on a Saturday morning.

[RainbowFire]

Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane.......

[richie]

Jimmy Saville was having a lovely dream...............

[SkodaTC]

Position of the week. 23 (floating butterfly)

Apparatus required: wardrobe, sticky backed plastic, left handed tin opener.

Not recommended for single players.

 

Difficulty rating: 8*

 

Using inverted Matterhorn method (as described in week 17) elevate participant B to floor level +1.25 meters, ensure clear line of sight to target area......

[richie]

That's just disturbing.......

[@Lee]

Money saving expert tips with Martyn Lewis

 

Step 1. Buy a 3D printer

Step 2. Print a 3D printer

Step 3. Return the first 3D printer.

 

You're welcome

[richie]

There might be a slight flaw in your plan there........

[Jim H]

All Toffee should come with a health warning. "May remove tooth fillings if not careful"

[io1901]

Like a nun with a gun, I'm wonderful fun....

[richie]

May the Fourth be with you................

[@Lee]

I was wondering if Europe would be in 'dictionary corner' on the last ever episode of Countdown?

[@Lee]

Racism; it's a slippery slope.

[SkodaTC]

For sale: polo shirts - would suit doughnut shaped mint or small VW.

[@Lee]

If electricity follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

[Jim H]

I've been doing that new Viagra diet........

 

 

 

the first few days were the hardest

[richie]

Was on the news yesterday. Escorting the 5 deceased service personnel from RAF Brize Norton to Oxford.