For Sale Advert

[Brian69]

Sorry if already posted elsewhere -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161107374385?clk_rvr_id=522768304148&afsrc=1

[BJB540]

I worry about some people...

[trundlenut]

Last time a thread like this appeared it was started by the seller...

:p

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[Wardy-]

Sorry if already posted elsewhere -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161107374385?clk_rvr_id=522768304148&afsrc=1

 

"Forget Match.com this delightful little two seater is your direct ticket to a plethora of punani"

 

haha that is genius

[SPUD122]

The advert is funny, but the Q&A's are even better! 

[Wardy-]

Q: 

Hey mate, Just a query, I noticed from your description that you promise poontang a plenty with this car. I also noticed you're based in shrewsbury, about twenty miles from where I live. I know from experience that shrewsbury isn't really the sort of place where easy snatch is a scarcity, shrewsbury girls I've experienced would jump on your custard chucker if you buy them a bag of chips. Could you guarantee this vehicle would provide able mutton flaps in other parts of the country, where the girls stench trenches are less akin to a yawning hippo? Many Thanks mate. Ryan

[Aspman]

Nice bit of marketing.