right, prepared for the flak here but what the hell.

 

Things I hate most about Fog Lights.

 

1. Chaves who drive around with side lights and fogs on 'cause the fink they look like DRL's   - no they are fog lights, you are stupid

2. Ignorant chaves who drive around as above but on dark country roads 'cause they fink the look cool - no they are fogs you are a retard.

3. The evangelical anti fog light brigade who continually put there main beams up and blind me because they think low level DRL's might be fog lights - you are stupid and dangerous - get a life.

Hmmm.

 

IBTL

Do Next even sell fog lights?

Yeah, but only in the "outlet store"

Those with yellow fog lights should be shot

Especially those who dare to post on this thread about fog lights

There are some times i like seeing "chavs" with fog lights on......when one of the bulbs are blown . I seen a e36 bmw very cheaply modified the other day driving through a car park music to the max, one arm straight and staring at everyone like he was amazing but little did he know that his one fog light wasnt even working so look double the tool. Thats the only time i like seeing them, well other than in fog.

Those with yellow fog lights should be shot

:love:    :moon:

Those with yellow fog lights should be shot

Oi!

I quite like it when numpties drive with their front fog lights on.

 

It means I know what kind of driver I'm dealing with and am able to give them a wide birth and avoid them like the plague.

 

On a quiet stretch on the M1 this evening I came across a Nissan Juke sat in the middle lane with it's front fogs on. I passed it in lane three and then moved across him into lane one. In protest he moved over to lane three and sat there until I lost sight of him!

Oi!

My bad, it's only a shooting offence for having DLR's active and winking fogs.

 

I need to refer to our Scottish justice member....

I quite like it when numpties drive with their front fog lights on.

 

It means I know what kind of driver I'm dealing with and am able to give them a wide birth and avoid them like the plague.

 

On a quiet stretch on the M1 this evening I came across a Nissan Juke sat in the middle lane with it's front fogs on. I passed it in lane three and then moved across him into lane one. In protest he moved over to lane three and sat there until I lost sight of him!

I see loads of dicks on the M27/ M3 sat in lane two of three and do as you did. I always chuckle inside when I see them moving to lane 1 after I've passed them

 

I've yet so see anyone being pulled for middle lane ****tishness though :(

My bad, it's only a shooting offence for having DLR's active and winking fogs.

 

I need to refer to our Scottish justice member....

Oh heck, don't bring George in here

I quite like it when numpties drive with their front fog lights on.

It means I know what kind of driver I'm dealing with and am able to give them a wide birth and avoid them like the plague.

On a quiet stretch on the M1 this evening I came across a Nissan Juke sat in the middle lane with it's front fogs on. I passed it in lane three and then moved across him into lane one. In protest he moved over to lane three and sat there until I lost sight of him!

Juke's are the worst with 3 pairs of lights. Sidelights at top, then headlights then fogs! Right pain but definately agree with your assumption about the type of driver.

PS. only reason your stretch of M1 was quiet was because my stretch was bloody closed!!

I've yet so see anyone being pulled for middle lane ****tishness though :(

I've yet to see anyone being pulled for improper use of fog lights.

Overtook a car the other night

Old scrapper of a renault laguna (front fogs on)

I preceeded to put my rear fogs on (best combat)

Still didnt switch them off. So i did some light tapping on the brake pedal....

I ended up getting full beamed!

Que the final option.... Wan4er sign out the window

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Oh heck, don't bring George in here

 

 

After reading all the **** he posted in the other thread i hope not!  

I suspect George is currently fully occupied battening down his hatches

I'm virtually praying for a pea souper so I can actually come on here to say, yes they work and i've used them! 

2. Ignorant chaves who drive around as above but on dark country roads 'cause they fink the look cool - no they are fogs you are a retard.

 

I do this all the time if there's no one around on the B roads, makes going around corners much nicer as you can see the road edges etc. Don't see a problem with that. 

Overtook a car the other night

Old scrapper of a renault laguna (front fogs on)

I preceeded to put my rear fogs on (best combat)

Still didnt switch them off. So i did some light tapping on the brake pedal....

I ended up getting full beamed!

Que the final option.... Wan4er sign out the window

Executed beautifully 

 

I hate those arseholes more that main beam you for overtaking them.

Nice flick of the rear fogs when the do so. Nothing more annoying than following a car with a rear fog light switched on.

I do this all the time if there's no one around on the B roads, makes going around corners much nicer as you can see the road edges etc. Don't see a problem with that.

I got shot down for doing this is in a thread (I'm pretty sure Slider was one of 'em ) at the start of this year.... don't see the problem myself either if nobody else is around.

If there is no body around at night I drive around with no lights on at all, stealth mode.

I like to live dangerously.

P.s banter police; that was a joke.

I do this all the time if there's no one around on the B roads, makes going around corners much nicer as you can see the road edges etc. Don't see a problem with that. 

if you are driving at 50mph the fog lights will have to be illuminating the road edges at the very least 75 feet ahead to give you even the slightest chance of reacting to anything that they illuminate.  If you think the fog lights really help try switching off the headlamps and driving only on fog lights then you will see how little illumination they provide..