Hello,

I don't really collect conkers but it breaks the ice a bit. (Bacon is quite acceptable though). Anyway, first post (hello John and Nicci, I promise not to reveal your most disgustingly kinky fetish) and I have this to say:

ARE YOU SELLING YOUR FABIA? If so let me know as I'm looking for one. New job in Manchester forces 40ish mile commute twice a day and I can't exactly do that in an Evo (which is what I was going to buy) without buying a Shell garage or hijacking an Optimax tanker to go along with it.

So now the plan is to commute for several months, then move house and then purchase Evo and hijack Optimax tanker. But still keep the Fabia if I can ever find one.

What else . . . hmmm . . . potted history - I sold my scooby, cried, saw the price of Optimax rise, laughed, but then turned 30, developed a curious desire to own a sensible car (and have one not-so-sensible vehicle for the weekend.)

Blimey! The Antiques Roadshow is on right now, as I type, and a chap has just brought on a box of condoms (unused I might add) from the 19th Century. Made from pig's bladders.

Anyway, I digress . . . yes, the Fabia. Oh I'll just shut up, I'm waffling, but if you do know of one for sale send me a message.

Hello,

Welcome to Briskoda

Don't worry the urge to be sensible will soon pass

Welcome to Briskoda from me too. :wavey:

Welcome :orb_wave:

2 things - 1) have you had a test drive of a Furby & 2) Have you tried search for Sale ?

Steve,

have driven a "furby" but not on public roads, always on track. Handles well, not that it helps when stuck in traffic jams! Have searched the For Sale section and sent a few PMs, await responses. One was modded but that's not going to put me off, it won't be anywhere near the group 20 insurance costs I'm used to paying.

May I suggest Asda for the bacon, and your local park for the conkers. Oh, and B&Q do some good string for the conkers, but NO soaking them in vinegar or baking in the oven.

welcome.

Welcome.

The Fabia vRS is holding it's money pretty well at the moment so budget permitting you may wish to consider a new one which should be had for around

Welcome - and a pint of whatever you're on for me please

E Bay?

MMMMM Conkers!

Th'Asda do a specialist range of bacon, labelled 'Butcher's Best' I suspect that any self respecting butcher has had no involvement whatsoever in the manufacture of the salted pork based product, however, it tastes right nice with a runny egg betwixt 2 thick slices of Th'Asda's own granary bread and a nice hot cup of tea.

Stu, that's cheaper than I thought. For some reason I thought they sold for about

I collect conkers and like bacon

What a small world it is.

I like conkers and collect bacon!

Welcome!

best.

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i have just eaten a acon sarnie

Bacon tastes so much nicer when cooked on Johns heated seats.

Bacon tastes so much nicer when cooked on Johns heated seats.

And the settings Nicci has them :eek:

Alright Mate. nice to see you've signed up. As usual the **** you come out with is funny as

And the settings Nicci has them :eek:

Alright Mate. nice to see you've signed up. As usual the **** you come out with is funny as

LMAO

I don't have them one that high! The blinking things aren't as hot :ukliam: as they used to be anyway so you'd better take it back to Skoda and get it fixed its nearly winter you know!

Anyway Hello Jase! :wave23d:

Another Jase? :eek: And he sounds as bonkers as the other Jase on here.

I'll have to stop taking the **** seen as the X -trail has heated seats.

I'm sure this Jase knows up from down.

LMAO

I don't have them one that high! The blinking things aren't as hot :ukliam: as they used to be anyway so you'd better take it back to Skoda and get it fixed its nearly winter you know!

Anyway Hello Jase! :wave23d:

Shouldn't that be BMAO? (Burning My *** Off)

Why do you need heated seats anyway?! I borrowed a friend's car in summer and his blooming seats were stuck on the hottest setting. When he got the car back he tried to have a go at me about it. It was either a) modify the driving seat with several copies of the Guardian and a cushion or cook my nether regions and drive bobbing up and down like a tit to get some cool air between me and the hot plate.

I opted for A. He saw the sensible (and funny) side to it when BMW couldn't fix the car for a week and he had to utilise newspapers as well.

Another Jase? :eek: And he sounds as bonkers as the other Jase on here.

The odds of defending myself from that accusation stack highly against me!

I'm sure this Jase knows up from down.

Sure do! It's the left from right that gets me.

Stu, that's cheaper than I thought. For some reason I thought they sold for about